One day, a man is golfing. And once he's a few holes in he forgets which hole he's on. And he see's a lady infront of him golfing on the next hole, so he decides to ask her: "Which hole are you on?" he says. She replies "I'm on hole 6, so since you're 1 hole behind me you must be on hole 5". The man thanks the lady and continues golfing. About 30 minutes go by and he forgets once again which hole he's on. He again sees the lady, still one hole infront of him, and decides to ask her again. "well since i'm on hole 14, you must be on hole 13." the lady says. He once again thanks her and continues golfing. He finishes golfing and goes home.
Then the next day he decides to go to a local bar close to the golf shop and he sees the woman sitting down and recognizes her. He decides to start a conversation and they talk for a few minutes, drinking together and getting to know one another. He then asks where the lady works, and she replys "I don't want to tell you. Its embarrassing and you'll laugh at me." The man promises that he won't laugh and insists she tells him. Hesitant, the lady replies "Okay, I work at a tampon making company. We sell tampons." The man hears this and busts out laughing. He's rolling on the floor, in tears of laughter, as the lady watches him embarrassed.
Frustrated, the lady says "See? I told you you'd laugh at me". The man replies "No no, I promise i'm not laughing at your job." She then asks "Then whats so funny?" The man replies "Well I work for a toilet paper making company, so i'm still one hole behind you."
