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Old age

Too long

Spontaneous combustion

Works

burned alive while having your toes severed in multiple angles

that aint peaceful at all

wait does euthanization count

If its fast enough

yeah bruh just get pricked in the chest or something then boom

you're gone

Hear me out
Getting beheaded
It's probably the fastest

I ain putting my ass on liveleak

It's the most peaceful tho

Dawg ima be stressed af before i die

Then just pull a Ronnie McNutt and blow your head off with a shotgun
It's probably just as fast

Fair

Wait
Why am I giving you ways to kill yourself

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Nuh uh
Your head stays alive for like 15 seconds after

nah you stay alive for like 20 seconds afterwards, not peaceful at all

20 seconds isn't that long at all

when you're dying it is

What difference does it make

idk i've never been beheaded but i'd imagine it wouldn't be great being a f**king bowling ball in a net basket

Alright but compare it to other ways of dying
Like drowning or starvation
Wouldn't you rather just be in pain for 20 seconds instead of minutes or days

the argument is the most peaceful way to die
this isn't a death tier list

I'm not ranking them
I'm comparing it to other ways of dying to show it's peaceful
Or I'm trying

No way of dying is "peaceful"

I'm saying beheading is one of the more peaceful ones cause it's faster than most ways of dying

Exactly 😭😭

gonorrhea

huh

basically
death by exploding balls

oh

In a hospital bed near your loved ones