´Sir, you know why i pulled you over?´ FT mr_mystery, Opal_drawz and josanity

“Officer I would like to say I had no part in this”

If I hear a single sound out of any of you, I'll drive off a cliff, understand?

I'm in the trunk 😀

Mr: "LA LA LA LA"

"Me anndnd yourrr mom haVe a shippp childd-"

*Mr promptly pulled a stop sign out of the ground and threw it at her, nailing her shoulder*

":("

*Mr comes back out, jumps and lands on the trunk*

"F**kk you uu"

*Pushes the car off a cliff with everyone still in it*

"FInnally!"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN FINALLY YOUR ABOUT TO DIE"

"Exxxactlyy"

"WHY ARE YOU HAPPY ABOUT THIS"

"dReam comeee trrruee!"

"Why is that a dream of yours????"

"... foRgorrrr"

The cops are gonna open the trunk, find VC, and Mr is gonna lose his mind

"Ohhhhh hIiiiI! UhhhhHhh..."

*Mr starts beating up everyone he can get his hands on*
Mr: "I'LL KILL YOU ALL"

"I'llll... buY you a stAshhhh of paper bagssss if you don't huuuUUurt me :D"

*tears off the steering wheel, gets out of car and starts beating VC with it*
Mr: "YOU! WEREN'T! EVEN! IN! THIS! OUTING!"

"Buttt Opalll saiidd I coUUuld comEeE :("

Mr: "I! DON'T! CARE! HOW DID YOU EVEN GET DRUNK WITHOUT ANY OF US SEEING YOU THE W H O L E TIME!??!"

"I dOoo thIs eVerYy dayY wHatt do you meean?"

*Slams her arm in the trunk, then goes back into the car and starts beating everyone else up with the wheel. The cops leave out of fear*

"I meannn alrrr ig."

Also drunk as hell lmao

Real

Mr: "Whatever, you aren't my problem anymore."
*Turns around*
"Now, officers--
.. officers?"

"tHeyyy rannn awaYyy."

Mr: "good. Now stop talking, I'm pretty sure dead people tend to be silent."

"Nuuuu uhhh"

Mr: "Whatever, have fun dying."
*Walks away*

"ur gayy-"

Mr: "la la la can't hear the dead person"

"gAYYYY"

Mr: "and you're dead"

"MaybEee... :]"

"You can travel the w- oh sh*t opal fell asleep"

She did sing along a while back lol

Mr: "nobody. Make. A. Sound."
Sketchy: "..."
Josiah: "CALIFORNIA GIRLS"
Opal: "..zz.. huh, whuh? Oh, WE'RE UNDENIABLE"
*Mr let's go of the steering wheel and floors it*
Everyone: "MR NO"

BAHAHAH

*Mr began strangling Josiah while Sketchy tried to stop him and Opal tries to drive*

It is indeed failing

*Josiah bites his hand*
Mr: "I'LL KILL YOU"
*opal is struggling to remember what everything does and they are nearing a tree*
Opal: "uhh... R is for... REVERSE!"
*She shifted the car into reverse*

And then we died/j

*Sketchy KO's him with a bottle*

Me, who called to police on you guys for drinking and driving: