PART 2 - Invader

Phantom: Ok, so… we should probably get out of here. Lots of people have been trying to find this “clan”.

Desert Fox: *sigh* what have I done with my life?

Phantom: Don’t worry about that. We have to worry about whatever could be hunting for us.

???: Like me.

Phantom: Yeah, like y- wait, what the hell?

???: *cough* So, it’s little Miss Imaginary Gang, isn’t it? I’ve been waiting to find you. You’ve been a thorn in my side *cough* for way too long. *cough cough*

Phantom: Man, you really need to take a cough drop….

???: Shut the hell up. You’re going to die at least once during this story.

Phantom: I’ve been trying to break the habit….

Desert Fox: Can we try to focus here? I’m about to get killed.

???: *cough* That is true. Your criminal escapades… have *cough* interfered with my research.

Phantom: What research?

???: *cough* Who cares?

Desert Fox *takes out gun* You better show yourself, or I will fill you with lead quicker than you can lift up a finger.

???: Very well.

He would walk out of the shadows. He was holding a giant weapon. His skin was a deep red.
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Phantom: A-a Xarranian? Aren’t you guys, like, extinct?

???: No, *cough*, we have spread out into the universe since the destruction of our home planet. We have retained our intelligence, although I can’t say the same about the people who lived on the mothership. They seem to have… devolved mentally. A shame they… hehehe… all died.

Desert Fox: Stop monologging and get straight to killing us. I’m terrified like never before, yet still somehow bored.

???: Very well.

Phantom: You ******* ****** little *****. Why would you say that?

Desert Fox: I don’t know… yeah, i’m really stupid for that. Sorry.

Phantom: Great. Say, Mr. Xarranian dude, uhh… do you even have a name?

???: …I don’t know. All I really do *cough* is tinker with stuff. I also like to uhh… oh, uh… maybe *cough* I shouldn’t say that.

Desert Fox: So, you’re uhh… a The Tinkerer? That sounds like a cool name.

The Tinkerer: Yeah, it does. *cough* It already appeared at the start of this sentence, like before the dialogue. Like, the names before the sentences that tell you who’s talking?

Phantom: Yeah.

The Tinkerer: Yeah, so like, before I kill you i’m just gonna talk for a while for like dramatic tension yada yada yada blah blah

Phantom: *whisper* now’s our chance.

Desert Fox: ok, let’s go. quickly, while he’s still yapping about whatever he’s talking about.

Tinkerer: Hey, where- oh.
…I SWEAR TO GOD, I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!

Desert Fox: Damn, that was a nice plan. Congrats.

Phantom: Yeah. Pretty much any Xarranian can be tricked by just getting them to talk. They probably have thousands of things to talk about, since they live for so long.

Desert Fox: Doesn’t that mean they also know a lot?

Phantom: Yep. He’s probably gonna trick us in some way. In 3… 2… 1… now.

*all doors in the facility would close themselves and lock*

Tinkerer: *on intercom* You’ve picked a fight that happens to be very one-sided.

Awesome!!!

i try to make my stories like stupidly hilarious while still keeping the seriousness

That is awesome! Love your stories

yours are better, 100%

I love ur stories because they’re never too serious

exactly

Nice!
The first thing I thought of after seeing the Tinkerer’s name was “Tinker Bell” 💀