Milk but he's from Boston (thanks Rotisserie)

Dictator what

Oh

He will imprison anyone against the order

I mean he hides it

Yes

*Guards walk in on Sir making Molotov cocktails*
Sir: "Uhhhh... Party drinks?"

Pew

"hey, HEY, YOU'LL KILL US ALL!"

Nuh uh

Yuh huh
Sir is surrounded by alcohol
Bullets will cause alcohol to explode

Good

Surprise contingency plan
The guards trigger a trap he set

Boom

No man it's a a big metal pole that swings in from the side

Lmao
Just clobbers them all

No its like a pike it'll impale them

Oh god

Maybe he should switch it out for a pole he's getting sick of cleaning it up

There's also a reality where Static Man is a war hero who sacrificed his life to save his land

Wow
Static Man: "Who are you?"
Soldier Static: "I'm you but a good guy"
Static Man: "L Bozo"

Not even a man who can break the 4th wall can ignore reality changing

Yeah

The firing squad:

"Guards. Uppies."

Every time he wants to sit on his throne he just says that

I bet every day he tries to get on the throne without help just to see if he got tall enough

Lmao

What if he wears like platform boots that have like 4 inch soles

Just to try and fool everyone that he's not tiny

"Hello everyone!"
*Everyone is exchanging looks*
"..what?"
Also what's his nation called

Archia

I imagine is jailed and Sir works on conspiring against Will and attempting to free Mr

In that AU is he still a mental defect or like normal

Basically

Reality is damaged, trying to heal, so there's multiple realities together

One of them is where Will is a ruthless dictator

INTO THE DRAWINGVERSE
again, is Will mentally normal in this world?

Yes

Except now he's sadistic

Neurotypical
But at what cost
Why does he evil
And is he still short and sound like a kid

He is still smol

And he's evil because he craves control

Is his voice high pitched
Also imagine if there was like a rebel force

Yes

"STOP LAUGHING! RELEASE THE MUSTARD GAS!"

Lmao

"FEAW ME!!?"