There's many words that sound like slurs
But aren't in fact, you see
So don't dismay at what you say
They're perfectly PC
Why, you can mention chinks if they're in your armor
Speak if "spick" if you say, "and span"
Spook a crow if you're a farmer
Have a nip of kraut from the hot dog man
Plug a dyke if you mean a dam
Bum a f*g -- Why thank you, ma'am!
A carabinger used for climeys
Don't look now but something's limey
These chips of citrus fame
I eat them at the Redskins game
It's sanctioned by the NFL
Say there, Caldwell, why do you sni**er?
I sni**er from all the niggling chiggers
The sni**er was triggered by niggling chiggers?
Indeed it was, now my sni**ers grow bigger
Sounds like you need a drink. Take a swig from this jigger
Like jeffer and stiz and krunt and goobo
Fike and snozz and f**king choobos
Bluehead, redback, tingum, and tango
Garglers, gringlers, plumpers and---*(BLEEP)*
