There's many words that sound like slurs
But aren't in fact, you see
So don't dismay at what you say
They're perfectly PC

Why, you can mention chinks if they're in your armor
Speak if "spick" if you say, "and span"
Spook a crow if you're a farmer
Have a nip of kraut from the hot dog man

Plug a dyke if you mean a dam
Bum a f*g -- Why thank you, ma'am!
A carabinger used for climeys
Don't look now but something's limey

These chips of citrus fame
I eat them at the Redskins game

It's sanctioned by the NFL

Say there, Caldwell, why do you sni**er?
I sni**er from all the niggling chiggers
The sni**er was triggered by niggling chiggers?
Indeed it was, now my sni**ers grow bigger
Sounds like you need a drink. Take a swig from this jigger

Like jeffer and stiz and krunt and goobo
Fike and snozz and f**king choobos
Bluehead, redback, tingum, and tango
Garglers, gringlers, plumpers and---*(BLEEP)*

(The fig, in this case is a nickname of a cigarette)

Who are you-?
Are you alive or dead?
...Are you evil?

If you KNOW there's two of your version of Cory, why didn't you kill both?

"What use does two of the same person have?"

They're really different...

Spares

do you like kirby :3

"Like... the character? Yeah, he's cute!"

YAH!!!! da ki rb

would

what would you do if nugget was in your home

"Kill.'

aw man

Hemophanes: AH, HELL-O, HA HA...
Josanity.exe: Would you like to join our club-
CG: CULT.
Hemophanes: ANOTHER WOLF TO HELP SACRIFICE THE LAMBS.
Josanity.exe: Anyways, we have more EXEs in it.
CG: MANY MORE. AND IT'S EXCLUSIVE.
Hemophanes: YEAH, SO, YOU WANT IN?

"Sure, why not?"

*meanwhile DS wondering the comic implications of this*

..why do you do the things you do..?
What possible justification could you have for doing THIS?
To me?
To them?
To everyone?
Why?

"Well, I mean, I'm strong mentally. I know when to run from a battle. I can get into my opponents' heads. I can come up with lyrics on the spot, like, c'mon. But you? You're strong PHYSICALLY! You're fast! You're brutish! You can break those little block things!"

Mr. X: "HEY, NOT EVERY BRUTE IS DUMB!"
*Sir. X (Lord X) manifests next to him and puts his hand on Mr. X's shoulder*
Sir. X: "you are dumb."
Mr. X: "SHUT UP!"

"You two. Uno tonight? At the Creepypasta Bar?"

Mr. X: "THIS GUY ISN'T THAT FUN TO PLAY UNO WITH.."
Sir X: "you can't match irregular symbols like reverse and cancel!"
Mr. X: "YEAH, YOU CAN!"

"You can only match a symbol with itself! Those are the rules."

Mr. X: "YEAH, THATS WHAT I MEANT!"
Sir. X: "it's just not right!"
Mr. X: "YOU'RE JUST MAD COZ YOU DONT WANNA BE COMBO'D!"
Sir. X: "shut up!"

"It is fun toying with them. I have no emotional attachment to this world."

..you sicko.
I know you don't even care what I have to say, but someday, you're gonna pick the wrong fight. Someday, somebody is gonna do to YOU what YOU did to US! You're gonna get what's coming to you someday. I don't know who or when, but it's gonna happen. And all the people you stepped all over are gonna look down on you and sneer.

"I doubt it. I have something the others don't. I know when to flee."

..you really are cocky. I've seen a few apparitions in my life. I'm sure they're as -if not more- strong than you, you sadistical monster?

"I don't believe so."

???: *taps shoulder* "AHEM."

"Oh? Hello?"

*It's Mr. X*
Mr. X: "ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY POWER?"
Fancy (D-Sides Mr): "..oh my god, it's you. I saw you haunting some Mario Romhack.."
Mr. X: "YEP. THAT'S-A ME."

"Ah, I have heard of you. With your brutish strength and my aquatic wit, none could stand in our way!"

Mr. X: "YEAH, YEAH. NOT INTERESTED. YOU REALLY THINK YOURSELF BETTER THAN I? RATHER RUDE."

Oh, wow. Spidey-sense, I guess you're invincible