Eeeheheheheh

Do you wish to know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Bendy: “......what?”

Opinion on Moss?

And McDonald's or Chickfila

Bendy: “Moss? As in the fungi? I guess its fine... i won’t judge your question though. And i love McDonalds! Sometimes my owners give me their leftovers of it and it tastes delicious! Not sure what that other stuff is.”

hehe- Moss as in the Wolf- cat thing- That lives out in the woods? The big one? With the glowing antenna?

Bendy: “ohhhh! You mean light bugs, right? Yeah, they aren't really wolves or cats though. They might group together and play tricks on your mind, but its alright. I get confused a lot too.”

Clearly you don't know who Mossi is- I hope you see her eyes watching your house at night :}

Bendy: “W-what? Are you saying that someone’s watching us?? Is u-uhm... ‘Moss’ dangerous?”

Well, She is- But she only hurts others if she is in a feral state. Other than that she isn't that bad. But she can be blunt and cold at first-

Bendy: “Oh! Good. I’d hate to be violent.. ya’ know? Gives me ptsd.”

Awh- *pat*

She hates it too, Thats why she lives in the woods-

And i agree on the McDonald's :}

Who are you-

Bendy: “im Bendy. Nice to meet you! Whats your name? :)”

Inadequate, my good...
What are you? IDK if that's rude but just wanted to know-

Bendy: “oh.. im sorry! Im a Mammek. Me, my sister, brother and kid are the only Mammek alive. You probably didn’t know, but we’re not natural bred animals.”

...What's a Mammek?

Bendy: “hmm.. we’re kind of like hybrid’s. A lab mix of dog’s, cat’s, bird’s, lizzard’s and so on. It’s a bit complicated to explain hehe.. but you could just think of me as a jaguar-sized dog with a beak.”

Ahhh
That's pretty cool.
...Are you like experiments or are you natural creatures?

Bendy: “definitely experiments! But we cant be created any other way than breeding anymore since our original creator died. So, yeah.”

...How did your creator die?

Bendy: “Old age.”

Ah.
Was he good to you?

Bendy: “i don’t really know. Don’t remember him much because he shipped us off to someone a month after he made us.”

Is this new person good to you?

Bendy: “the person he shipped us to? we didnt arrive. But my two current owners are definitely the best. They take care of me and my best friend, Munk.”

That's good

Hi who are you ?

No seriously you seems familiar but I can't remember where I met you

(You mean me or Bendy-?)

"A h."
"What you have a DRAGON mother ??"

Bendy: “yeah, she was his first experiment. Her name was Ruby.”

"Was...? damn...
Anyway how's life now ?"

Bendy: “its great! Yours?”

"Eh had better days, but nothing serious fortunately."

Bendy: “thats good :)”

(Both honestly)

Oke- im uh. Uh. A random person.

Bendy: “im Bendy, one of the only 4 Mammek.”

What's a Mammek ?

Bendy: “Its basically a hybrid of a bunch of different animals. Me, my sister and brother were made in a lab and my son is... well- my son.”

"Ah I see."
(Why does this scenario sound... familiar? )
"So you escaped or you're like... still friends with the scientists?"

Bendy: “Nah, he sent us off to his friend to be tested, but our train crashed so we never arrived. Ill spare you the details, but i ended up in the dog fights for a few years, almost got burned to death and then thrown off a cliff by my best friend, and now my owners, Dustin and James, take care of me in our little home.”

"Damn that's a hell of a story !"
"Anyway, do you know what this experiment was about in the first place?"

Bendy: “No, my adoptive mom, who was the first experiment as a dragon, never wanted to tell me and my siblings.”

What is the why in the the

Bendy: “what? I don’t understand-“

Me neither :(

What's your opinion on me

Bendy: “hmmm... i don’t know you, sorry... but i bet that you are a pleasant guy.”

Well, I've been told I am!