here comes the bored

Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah, yeah)
Try 'cid and get f**ked up worse that my life is? (Huh?)

My brain's dead weight, I'm tryna get my head straight
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (oh)

And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a base-head" (uh-uh)
"So why's your face red? Man, you wasted"

Well, since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt

Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross

I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast

Come here, s1ut, "Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dawg"
I don't give a f**k, God sent me to piss the world off

Hi, my name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is (chka-chka, Slim Shady)

Hi, my name is (huh?)
My name is (what?)
My name is (chka-chka, Slim Shady)

WE DID IT WOOOOOO

Hi, my name is (who?)
My name is (huh?)
My name is (chka-chka, Slim Shady)

Hi, my name is (huh?)
My name is (who?)
My name is (chka-chka, Slim Shady)

Then that's it.

Hi, my name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is (chka-chka, Slim Shady)

Hi, my name is (huh?)
My name is (what?)
My name is (chka-chka, Slim Shady)

I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
With a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (bang)

'Cause I'm steamin' mad (grr)
And by the way, when you see my dad (yeah?)
Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had

Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
I spit when I talk, I'll f**k anything that walks (come here) [ayo]

When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
How you gonna breast feed me, mom? You ain't got not tits

Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive? (Go ahead) [hah mood]

All my life I was very deprived [Real]
I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide (whoops)

Stop the tape, this kid needs to be locked away (get him)
Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate

'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (f**k that)
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive (ha, yup)

While they screamin' at me, "Let's just be friends"
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to

I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (damn)
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper

Hi, my name is (huh?)
My name is (who?)
My name is (chka-chka, Slim Shady)

Hi, my name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is (chka-chka, Slim Shady)

Hi, my name is (huh?)
My name is (who?)
My name is (chka-chka, Slim Shady)

Hi, my name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is (chka-chka, Slim Shady)

Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her (oh, thank you)
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands

Try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans (ah)
This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (dude, can I get your autograph?)
So I signed it, "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole"

Hi, my name is (what?)
My name is (who?)
My name is (chka-chka, Slim Shady)

Hi, my name is (huh?)
My name is (what?)
My name is (chka-chka, Slim Shady)

My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high (shh)
Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty five

I smacked him in his face with an eraser
Chased him with a stapler

Stapled his nuts to a stack of papers (ow)
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up

Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a spaceship

Aye

N-no thank you, worm

then its your turn

why did i read that in spawn's voice