Asking this is killing me, but help

Oh the invasion of Denmark? Just remebee switching to your secondary is faster than reloading, it's cold there so bring plenty of war clothes, remember to bring a melee, crowd control, long range, semi to full auto, pistol and body armor. Have fun

Dude-
How tf do you know all this?

Don't ask to many questions *wink*

. . .

The aces are gonna invade Denmark and we're taking you with us because yes.

Because I have weapons knowledge and a shotgun in my closet

Yes

Ight let me load up my truck grandpappy old m1 garand bout to see some action again

Damn

It killed nazis it killed the guy who broke into my house and it's about to help start the ace revolution

* f e a r *

Look man I was awake it was 2 am the gun is always loaded and hangs on the wall he breaks in and he's got a pistol...look I'm not proud of it but thast human thay man ever saw was a queer teenager eating cheese cake...ok

Okay then...

Nice
Also, who used it to kill the guy who broke in?

Shhhhh be quiet

... did you kill someone???

Shut up don't tell mom and I didn't kill him.....he bled out after running away

what is it?

Does being ace count as being LGBTQ

Yes, don't ask why, because you will activate thought processes that can not be stopped

Asexuals and Aromantics are a part of the LGBTQ community, as the LGBTQ represents for and support all who don't fit into the societal norms, along with allies of the cause and it';s members

Also, asexuals will one day invade Denmark and achieve world domination, so we must attempt to get on their good side, otherwise they will steal all of the garlic bread.

Hell yeah we will

Ok, I'm getting ready to invade Denmark. And the I guess. This is gonna be hard to explain to others

i have many questions.

Memechar

i do too

Yup
L- lesbian
G- gay
B- bi
T- trans
Q- queer/ questioning
I- intersex
A- aro, ace, and aroace and agender

Oh

Ye

What do you need

uhhhhhhhhh