We send our regards

wow, the photo is scary and realistic, cool

As a member of Prometheus Lab, we will now be placing a copyright on this image, use of the image is $50000 per use.

Do you know how good the CI's lawyers are? They break into a site causing containment breaches, directly or indirectly kill a lot of Foundation personnel and have never lost a court battle despite all the evidence stacked against them.

Ahhh, but did the CI create the image?

No they stole it, but you can't prove anything

We will buy the image.

We will shoot you and your family

You don't know where I am >:)

Well I have scp 3118, a pistol that never misses

SCP-3118 is a Beretta M9 pistol. Its anomalous effects activate only when it is used to fire a bullet at the cranium of a human being. Using the object to fire a bullet into other parts of the body will result in standard gun-inflicted trauma and not activate its effects unless the bullet also passes through any portion of the cranium.

A bullet fired in this way will dematerialize upon contact with the cranium, and instead of an exit wound and ejecta, SCP-3118-1 will emerge from the far side of the cranium along the bullet's path. SCP-3118-1 is an exact recreation of something the subject has eaten for lunch at some point in their life, including containers and utensils used to consume the meal. Food items consumed in part will manifest as they would have been served to the subject. Only meals eaten between 11 AM and 3 PM local time will be recreated this way.

XD, your puny CI computers cannot even properly pull up a file.

Fair, but we don't waste the lives of our operatives

Yeah you do.

You constantly raid facilities hoping to add some useless object to your collection.

We could raid you any time though

And you play hide and seek games with the SCP Foundation

Mr. "oooh I'm so scary no one knows where I am"

Also the engine's puppet, the engineer is pretty chill

At least we can hold the entities we capture

...SHUT UP

Okay I genuinely don't know what that references

And you place guards around anomaly containment chambers where they will die the moment a breach occurs since all they have is a smg

You're confusing us with the S.C.P Foundation.

Truth be told, we only like them so they can give us stuff to sell.

At least we'll kill an anomaly that is to dangerous

Lol you bow down to some "Engine" shut up.

Remember Site 19

At least we aren't mind controlled.

Fine you win

As I expected

At least we don't have infighting

Also you never share 999 with anyone else

Oh, we don't have the entire 999 anomaly, we just have small pieces. 999 is Foundation property.

At least we have respect for other groups.

HOLY F**K I SCROLLED AND GOT FCKING SCARED I NEVER SAW THAT PIC OF 096 BEFORE

Glad to have made your day

im not dead

JK it's an artist's depiction

WHY?

Because

...

you bastard!

man f**k you- what the f**k is that sound outside. AH HAHAHAH AH HAH HAHEL HELP ITS COMING FOR ME OH GOD

He was never seen again