One time I was in an RP with a friend and my OC said "Choke on a sandpaper cock" and they went "Verosika Mayday is that you???" and I went "No, This is Patrick"
I literally wanna roll up in a strapless hot pink slit dress and pull Jason in by the collar, lift his mask, and kiss him until he forgets all that pain he went through, if only for a little while.
I have a video on my YT that ends with me dying of being friendzoned by the Onceler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S7FcyfKvOA&pp=ygUlaWYgSSB3YXMgaW4gdGhlIGxvcmF4IG5lbGxpZSBza3llZnlyZQ%3D%3D