Side effects may include: nausea, erectile dysfunction, eternal bleeding, an influx of sodium, headaches, migraines, liver cancer, breast cancer, blindness, buttery hands, depression, suicidal thoughts and actions, anxiety, influx in violent actions, death by architects, death by high ground, rashes, loss of hair, loss of pubic hair, increase in breast size, patches of fur, increased size of your pinky toe, pocket sand, influx of chlorine in your blood, and maybe even death.
Male subjects reported having a week similar to the female cycle every month.