Last one had tons of views

HOW IS A RELIGION LIKE A P####? IT’S FINE TO HAVE ONE, IT’S FINE NOT TO HAVE ONE. THE PROBLEMS START WHEN YOU START SHOVING IT DOWN CHILDREN’S THROATS. DO YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU TELL A GIRL SHE’S BEAUTIFUL ONCE, SHE WON’T BELIEVE YOU, BUT IF YOU TELL THE SAME GIRL THAT SHE’S FAT ONCE, SHE’LL ALWAYS REMEMBER IT? THAT’S BECAUSE ELEPHANTS NEVER FORGET. WHY IS IT INAPPROPRIATE WHEN GUYS SAY THEIR GIRLFRIENDS ARE THEIR “PARTNERS IN CRIME”? LIKE WE GET IT BRO SHE’S UNDERAGE. WHY DO ADULTS NEVER UNDERSTAND SCHOOL SHOOTING JOKES? GUESS THEY’RE AIMED AT A YOUNGER AUDIENCE.