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im sorry this cafe is not a bad idea. Hello but like fr this would be amazing. Once cooked and sanitized roadkill is fine to eat so this is actually an amazing idea

But thank you

welcome to timmys cheese cakes and sperm banks where yesterdays squirt is on todays desert how can we help you?

u better use that one lol

I DID, I 🤔 think

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There is a much better one. “Thank you for calling Planned Parenthood…”

Made it, you'll see ty

I'LL think about that, thanks

HOLLY *#%$@ YEEEAAHH HOT MEMES SECTION!!!

"joes funeral home, you stab em' se slab em' how may I assist you today?"

Or:
"Greg's abortion clinic and pizza, yesterdays loss is today's scauce! What can I get started for you?"

I made it ty

OK