Stuck playing "Secret Santa" for your LIBERAL State Run Media announcer or "personality" ? Introducing "BRANDON the LOVE DOLL"; Now, instead of METAPHORICALLY blowing him 24/7, you can bend over and ACTUALLY DO IT ! Permanently infused life like latex with "Old Spice", Halls Mentholyptus, AND Dandruff aromas ! "ACCESSORIZE" WITH LIFE LIKE DIAPER OR JOCKEY SHORTS ! "I ordered mine with the optional remote control inflatable p**is"; "So he can f**k me in the ass, all while I praise him NON STOP ! "
