Oh dear…

american parents: no we never let our kids drink alcohol
german kids:

*chugging intensifies*

russian babies:

Mmmmm yes.

Drink up me hearties yo ho

Blud went to germany💀

Wife : honey I don't think we need anymore beer or liquor
Husband : but it's the kids drinks and that is good *buys the entire aisle*
Wife : but we don't have kids
Husband : well now we do