Like idk "give em' Gatorade and let them rate it like gordon ramsay"

Feed them a grain of sugar

They prefer stevia. I tried it

Then feed them that stuff

I did and I use it to feed the rotifiers

one chip challenge

The best I got are doritos.

then give them that

Ok

They took a small bit off and then went berserk

you got a video of it?

Nah my amazon kindle can't capture shit well and my phone is dead

😔 ik

baking soda

Ok

vinegar

Ok

Alright so it's the same effect you'd get if you try to pour water on a cat. They f**king hate it and they get all feisty. They tried attacking the toothpick that I put in the vinegar and it fizzed up and then they climbed up the toothpick like they were gonna beat my ass

lick the spot where the microscope is on and check what it looks like after

I did. There was a suprising amount of white blood cells (specifically lymphocytes)

also im recreating the entirety of homestuck as a gif

ok

put like salt on the slide or something and see if they eat it

(also earlier this week i saw a tardigrade in science class)

"And you know what happens to bacterium when they're exposed to salt don't you? They dehydrate!" -Drix

the tardigrade was super cute btw

:3

water bear

Is that mr.grizz's alabamian cousin

Gas em

Noooo

put a drop of water and a drop of cola next to each other and see which one they drink it first?

They live in water

Kill one

Nuh uh

Give them harbibo

Ok

They all chompin down of the gummy.
Even the carnivores (white blood cells and amoebas)
But ESPECIALLY the rotifiers and nematodes

damn they like candy

Even a little tardigrade joined