what is bro

°-°

yes, but how would he do it
it’s not like cookie cutter’s gonna go removing peoples’ flesh out in public places

If he finds people alone I guess he just knocks them out, brings them to his wife, she takes a bite or two, and then he just puts them somewhere random and secluded like a dumpster or the woods. I assume he dislikes the taste of human (reportedly tastes like undercooked, less flavored veal), so he eats animals.

vegans HATE him!! (he eats far more meat daily than the average human family)

Yeah

also, he has a really high intimidation stat

Oh ofc

also, he can tear off one of his horns to use as a weapon, but it sounds f**king horrible and disgusting

Does it hurt or is it just nauseating to hear

it’s probably
like
a sound that you can feel
it is the sound of your bones and flesh being ripped away from you violently

Gives you chills

it’s unintentional, but I guess it kind of fits
she’s, like, a living flesh tree creature thing

Ah. Is she mobile?

yes
she has limbs
think of vampires, but they steal some of your flesh and grow it on themselves like a plant

And
What exactly is their relationship with one another
Are they kind to each other? Is the relationship stable? Or are they like hating each other all the time?

relationship is stable
they’re husband and wife, but they act
so damn silly

Lol so silly
We've got the cookiecutter shark plant
And the
Actually what does shatterface over here do

I forgot to think about that 😭
I still need to figure that out

Yeah
Maybe he gathers people for her

I don’t think anyone who knows literally ANYTHING would follow this dude anywhere

I said gathers not leads

“that’s like asking a potato farmer if they don’t like potatoes.”

"I like animal meat, I think it's better."

“understandable.”

"I guess I'll just get humans for you."

“thanks.”

And that's how they started what they do

there is something about him that would make him a horrible horror game antagonist
he just seems a bit too silly

Like I imagine he isn't some sadistical monster he just gathers food for himself and wife as peacefully as possible

he has at least one canon kill

How so

he f**king cooked the man

Was he just trying to make it taste better

it was his first and only time eating human meat

Does he prefer raw
Does he even prefer humans or animals

he only eats animals after discovering how disgusting human meat is

"honey this is disgusting you really like it??"

what

The creepy man
Cool art

i need to figure out how to draw he full body silly wet so i can compare him to shade

Just piece them together
I'd say he's like 2.5x taller than a fully grown man

I just
uh

??? Is that his heart

his wife

Is it intentional that she is shaped like a heart

I don’t see the resemblance

oh

As in a human one not the shape