As a large buff human with tattoos I support this message

as a buff person who has carved tattoos into my skin with a knife, i support this message

Wait
You have tattoos?!?

Yes i do

Nice!

I actually have 3 tattoos

Imma be honest
You are one of the most badass people i know

Thanks man

*hugs* :)

I want to see this in action so freaking badly-

Man the security footage was bound to have caught that- The security guard watchin' must've died from laughter-

I've done similar actually

this is most likely fake, but holy shit that sounds badass