I’m bored (real cats no furries)

Closest one I could find

picture of me cat

wish granted

Oh ffs I forgor to add “real cats no furries”

nooooooooooo

run.

my dad did that alr

then you get it again.

no

yes
with the metal part hitting your ass

I am dangerous, I got a kid infertile like that

I'm even more dangerous

nope

I'm literally holding the fabric of reality.

Mf i manhandle the fabric of reality. Yea that's not the milky way you're in buddy.

Nuh uh, I suck off the fabric of reality.

There isn't one

no

This is why people hate you

no

They meant real cats

thats the point

yea but still
must be real
otherwise you get the belt
metal part slamming your asscheeks
causing pain and possible bleeding

i suffered worse
broke my leg

I'll break your femur with the metal part of a belt then.

omg im collapsing
my vision is bending

time to shove a nuke down your throat now

ohbrbhfhrhhhrhhred