this was not quick. someone read this plsplspls

Really said “quick story time” and proceeds to write war and peace

NO FR

i was gonna sum it up but i decided this needs context

That’s fine don’t worry just finally finished after all this time

💀 i aint never seen anyone read that fast

Ye

LMAO

83zsfy.gif (click to show) also id read allat if I had the time to

lol

jeez del lore is complicated

BYE

anyways should i stop procrasinating

i literally wrote this up out of procrastination

soooo no

alright thanks del my asian dads boutta beat me /j

MY ASIAN MOM BOUTTA BEAT M E

del can you use my shared temp

ofc!!

I promise to read it all!

tysm 🥹

Just finished! I have advice about the loneliness crisis and splitting from your friend group.

thanks 💀 i dont rlly need advice as i think im pretty secure with a group ive been in for abt 4 years but i'd love to hear it anyway!

It will not work if you are content, however, My advice was to collect assets of interests or experiences to find new people.

ofc

unfortunately there are no groups left in my grade 💀 ive officially beefed with them all

I am unjustifiably liked among my entire school for just being kind, I have no tension with anyone, and i feel at ease. Our socialisms are polar opposite!

woah buddy dont think im a mean girl that gets into a bunch of fights 💀

i am also nice to everyone the entire reason why i have beef with most people is because i was friends with literally everyone. there was just a bucnh of drama in my first group i got caught in the crossfire and the second one i ddint realize i was doing what i was doign (not justifying what i did however)

the rest of the ppl that hate me just hate everyone

I did not presume you were inmannarable, in fact, you seem like someone I would talk to in the hall!

dw im not down

Phew! I was afraid I accidentally made you sad.

nah its fine

i see 😭

Do not be down, for my sake! It makes me crumble like a stale cookie, and if I hate anything at all, it is me unknowingly harming someone I care for.

💅💅💅STORYTIME ON HOW I HAVE BEEF WITH MY ENTIRE FRENCH CLASS EXCEPT FOR 3-5 PEOPLE💅💅💅

💅💅💅💅💅soo!!! i just really wanna get this out there bc i just think its really funny. this year everyone in my entire grade that takes french was somehow placed in one big french class. so theres like, 20+ kids if im counting correctly, which is big for a class ig. unfortunately the majority of my ex bsfs happen to take french.

in sixth grade i joined the school district and the town i go to school in is a small town and everyone there knows each other from elementary school. so i was super lonely so i sat alone for 2 months, until finally a group invited me to their table. for the entirety of middle school we sat together, did zoom calls when we couldnt see each other in person, and told each other ALL the tea. eventually we started drifting apart and a girl left our group and shes kinda rude now tbh but at least we're actually friendly. then we kinda started beefing over the matter of halloween in eighth grade. honestly i wasnt involved in the fight at all - one girl invited all of us to a halloween party at her house and some ppl wanted to trick or treat before and then walk to her house and then some girls decided to be rude and start planning a meetup in the middle of a field in the middle of the night and so everyone decided to do that instead and i was like ykw bye im gonna trick or treat in my town i have plans. after that we kinda drifted apart, it was me and this girl im gonna call elle and another girl im gonna name heidi. i sat with the other girls too - half of the group was asian and so when i didnt have elle or heidi at my lunch i happened to have all my fellow asian ppl and only them so we called it the "asian lunch" it was so cute. but they all had snapchat and social media and obviously hung out more than we all did as a group so i felt a bit left out. the only thing we could relate on was our race 💀. asian parents yk (no one invalidate me for this there were other half asians in said "asian lunch" plus im more chinese than any other ethnicity)

anwyays so this girl imma call rose suddenly had beef with a girl i was decently good friends with a girl imma call carly. i literally ddint even know rose was in our friend group she literally just spawned one day. so me and carly still talked and she gave me tea and she literally has such an on/off friendship with rose to this day. they hated each other for a year and now theyre besties again. anyways

elle and heidi continued to be my best group of friends throughout eighth grade. but when 9th grade started both of them got like, their hair completely cut off 💀 like it was cut rlly close to their heads and i was caught SO OFF GUARD like it took me ADJUSTING and i was like omg but its not that big a deal so i acted like normal but ig i was kinda awkward with elle because around halloween she started being rude to me and ignoring me. so she was in my english class and i just sat in front of her and heidi with this girl im gonna call charlie. me and charlie got kidna close and i was also always close with another friend group im gonna call Artsy Group as thats what charlie called it a couple months ago. so we hung out with the Artsy Group and ate lunch with them and stuff and she LOVED taking 0.5s of me. and suddenly heidi starts getting rude too so im like IDC I DONT NEED U GUYS jk i ddint say that we just drifted apart lol.

so then the dc trip happened, and for some reason i was in a room with charlie and two girls i wasnt very close with. they had drifted in and out of the Artsy Group but never took part in our "nerdy" activities. im going to call them paige and karen. so for some reason they were really excited that i was rooming with them they IMMEDIATELY snapped me after roommate lists came out and they were like AAHJDSGFJHG IM SO EXCITED and im like i literally dont know who u are lol. but bc of this we got closer before the dc trip

during the dc trip we were literally ON something. there was another girl that charlie, paige, and karen were all friends with and the name im giving her is maria. maria was a "popular" girl and she was having issues with her group so we took her into our group walking around when she did. after that we were basically all a friend group. I never got close with maria but me, charlie, paige, and karen were basically close friends. we invited each other to sleepovers and birthday parties (i never got to invite them to anything but thats coming later) which maria also attended.

when 10th grade started everything was amazing and we continued to be besties. i was also still pretty good friends with the Artsy Group, though i do think that over time my group didnt really like the people in it, mainly bc maria karen and charlie are also Christian and a lot of people in the Artsy Group are VERY anti christian. but its okay because im trying to teach them that just bc someone who is christian wronged them does not mean they represent our entire religion, because God wants us to love one another. anyways so it wasnt long until i realized i was getting side eyes from my little group, im gonna call them the Color Group (ryn knows why 💀). and they used to tell me literally everything but they started whispering things to each other and i felt like it was weird. so i always asked "what are u guys talking about?" and they would look at each other and say "nothing." i felt really shut out and at first the girls tried to cover it up and continue to treat me as if nothing happened, which i noticed was only when maria was around. I think maria was never really my friend and she might have not ever liked me. anyways. eventually this acting as nothing was wrong turned into straight up IGNORING me. so one friday (i always confront ppl afterschool over text on fridays so i have the entire weekend for everyone to forget abt it 😭) i confronted them over text. they didnt like how i kept asking what they were talking abt and being nosy, which i understood. they also thought it would be rude to confront me, but i told them it was even ruder to keep ignoring me and i wouldnt even know what was wrong. (I WAS SOBBING THE ENTIRE TIME I WAS TEXTING THEM LMOA I WAS CRYING SO HARD) i apologized and everyone except for maria kept apologizing and paige and charlie even texted me privately and had long talks with me (charlie sort of just went on a tangent abt everything else in life ive been doing wrong and ended with a "but we love u anyways xo") and we were fine when we got back to school the next week... but 2 weeks after the incident they were ignorign me and i dont even care anymore. i dont need them. so i moved back to the Artsy Group and now we are all besties. anyways

in french class like i said everyone in our grade that takes french is in our class. some of the people in it happen to be rose, elle, and carly (they formed a group) as well as maria, karen, and charlie (ofc they stayed in their group). i actually sat with them in the beginning of the year but after all the beef i moved to the back with two Artsy Group friends. in the front are three people im sort of friendly with them but sometimes two of them can be rude. and next to me and my two friends are all the boys. and in my past storytime i told yall some of the beef (the recording and stuff). they are also very rude to all the girls that arent "popular".

and so anyways one day it turns out only me and my friends did what was apparently homework. (actually one of my friends copied off mine in class but still) and so the teacher was like "oh since they did the homework everyone needs to go up to them and ask them what they wrote" and thats when i realized: THE ENTIRE CLASS HATES ME LMAOOO

so then everyone stood up and started awkwardly shifting towards my little table and i watched as everyone started only talking to my friends - who most of them HATE - for answers rather than talking to me!! 😭 i never felt so invisible yet visible at the same time in my entire life but i didnt care because i was secretly cackling the entire time 💀💀

however i guess not everyone was beefing with me because one guy came up to me and was like "UM UM DEL WHAT DID U WRITE" I WAS BLOWN AWAY LMAO i could not BELIEVE this guy wasnt beefing with me like everyone else. or maybe he was and he was actually mature and put his feelings aside to talk to me like a regular person.

actually idk why most of the guys hate me im rlly just beefing with the two guys that recorded me

💅💅💅💅💅the end💅💅💅💅💅💅

Whoever reads this shit is either a nerd or a loser

whoever goes out of their way to scroll, click on someones post, scroll to the bottom of the post, and then proceed to write a mediocre snarky remark is either a nerd or a loser.

too lazy to read allat

yet you weren't too lazy to take the time to continue to come back

or allat, make in 2 words

ur rude

no im spike

not too lazy to read that?

im actually too lazy to read anything u say

can u make what ur saying into 0 words

im not reading allat

make in 0 words

the letter O isnt a number

ARE U BLIND 💀

NO IM SPIKE

OKAY SPIKE UR BLIND

NO IM SPIKE OF SPADES

oh boohoo

you spelt Boob Hoe wrong

?? 💀

fym ??

i thought this was a quick storytime

i thought so too 💀 but after i commented the first comment i was like "why am i so invested suddenly"

ok but im not reading allat

sounds like a u problem tbh

sounds like this
this RATIO

ew ratios are so dead

brooo

yes?

im hanging my coat

mkay

Huh

omg its behapp

💯💯💯

hi

hey

sounds like a u problem

bro went into a storytime image expecting not to read

💀

I read the title immediately lost interest when I heard the word French

LMOA

French people aren’t real you should know this 😡

but the french language does

sadly

I feel the same with Spanish 😔

fr