Fun Fact of the Day:
In Vermont, it is legal for the husband to beat their wife. You're welcome, people.

Hmmm… irl I think it’s illegal anywhere remotely civilised. It’s called domestic violence.

Nah, as long as the stick doesn't exceed 6 inches, you're good

mines 4 inches 😭

Your crush:

be honest, yours 5

If that's true, it is still one inch longer. =)

What N-word pass?

Eeeyyyyyyyyyy who needs a pass brother? Right?

the hard r

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

May I have that thanks

I still have 17k more-

Just go live in vermont, and it's ok

Looks like i'm moving to Vermont.

lol

omg noo

that's false idiot I looked it up in 50 states book of laws

I don’t have a girlfriend, so instead I beat my meat

0-0

I beat my meat with a tenderizer. =)

I meant the meats I eat, such as a steak.

too late you're already in the cursedcomments stream

Because who needs context? 😁

Who needs kidneys, either?

who needs liver too?

Why even have testicles?

why even have a boner?

So I can suck it off. =)

/j

why do i have a feeling this is going into the cursedcomments stream

I think it’s fairly straightforward

Amateurs

Experts beat their girlfriend with both hands, to practice ambidextrous beatings.

That's all? I use my feet as well as my teeth to beat her till she's out cold.

same

Pathetic
I use the entirety of my limbs until shes in a coma

Heh. I rip out her organs, make them into a cake, force her to eat it, rip it back out, and start the process all over again. =)

Hey, I'm a partygoer! What did you expect? =)

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