11. i would pull out my homemade 34inch 4-pronged dual-string crossbow and pull you out. i would throw you in a random pit i dug at a plane graveyard and shoot you through the eye. you would never be seen again

Hmmm.

twice as strong as a normal crossbow, with an estimated 2000 meter range

Holy-

it requires special arrows, however it can be used with slugs

PFF-
LIKE SHOTGUN SLUGS?

yeah, it works better on a shotgun though

AAAAAAAAAAA

its also very damaging to the strings so i try to avoid

Oh.
You-actually have one..

yeah, dw i only shoot trees and targets. i dont even hunt

I would be fine with it if you did hunt.
heck, I go hunting every year!
(doesn't mean I always find something to actually use my skills on...)

i dont really have the time to, i wish i did. if i did i definently wouldnt use that one though, i would like to recover my arrows

Yeah. I can understand that.

man if i had a picture on me i would show u but im on a family trip, i wish i brought it

Who have I wronged to deserve these things 😭

1. breaking and entering

2. attempted murder

3. tresspassing

4. saturn time

(sc law)

Where on earth did the attempted murder come from, it would only be trespassing and potentially breaking and entering

it came from paranoia.

8. & 9.

Why thank you good sir

7

11. Give you a bottle of nyquil and then gouge your eyes out, while your SCREAMING in pain, i turn on the oven and trail gas all over the house (Normal gasoline and diesel), before I leave I throw a match and run away, boom, dead on the spot, your body will be of ash and unknown for generations.

I’m not scared you’d do this, I’m scared you carry the stuff to do it

I got nyquil in my cabinet where the family pill cabinet is, I can easily use probably a steak knife for the eyes, or a marshmellow stick, then I can easily source diesel and gasoline from my local gas station, and can buy matches almost anywhere, btw the jerry can for the gas / diesel can be bought at my local walmart.

Also I could use benadryl as a more potent replacement.

You really are a insane Oklahoman

I live up to the name.
(Btw this is all a joke... kinda.)

Lmao