I banged a fetus and got it pregnant

Where's the /j

impossible

girls can only get pregnant after they hit puberty

There’s a thing called, injections.

huh?

Hormones

I r*ped and murdered you entire family, INCLUDING YOUR DOG! /j

I miss it when them monkeys were still in captivity. They should be slaves still. /J

Omfg my brain came up with the most evil thoughts right when I though this.
No way I'm commenting "that" I'll end up in a mental prison or smth

Furry porn is completely alright and there’s nothing wrong with f**king animals. Why are people so against it? Let us be us. /j

best pickup line:
hey bbg are you the homework because im gonna slam you on the table and do you all night /j

I am the one who ordered a terrorist air strike on that hospital in the middle east.
/j