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serious answers please I'm socially horribly awkward

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3 ups, 2y,
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to en
0 ups, 2y,
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I ain't memorizing allat
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2 ups, 2y
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1 up, 2y,
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Are you Google? Cuz you have everything I've been searching for.
0 ups, 2y
Are you a horror movie? because my heart be hittin da beat when I see you
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1 up, 2y
Tell her how you feel, but kind of ease into it. Start out with stuff like “you’re such a good friend.” Or “You mean a lot to me.” Compliment her looks as well, but don’t oogle. Ask her questions about herself, and try not to keep secrets from her.
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1 up, 2y
Are you a dog from North Korea? Cause you looking like a snack!
/j
1 up, 2y,
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hey bbg are you the homework cuz im gonna slam you on the table and do you all night
1 up, 2y,
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that would be sexual harrassment I ain't saying that
0 ups, 2y
/j obv but its a W pickup line
1 up, 2y
just have a normal conversation with her.
1 up, 2y
Spark a conversation then ask for date
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1 up, 2y,
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Just tell them honestly how you feel, but try not to lay it on thick (just say something like "I really enjoy being around you" or something)
0 ups, 2y
jk thanks for the help
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1 up, 2y,
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Like spooky said, try to become a close friend of her and then you can ask
0 ups, 2y,
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I'm already a close friend of her, in fact I'm the only close male friend she has but my dumbass doesn't even know what to talk about
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1 up, 2y,
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Damn, ok if you mean you don't know how to tell her first have a normal conversation and then say smth like "Can I say something but you'll promise me this won't affect our friendship badly?" or smth else (I suck at advice a bit) and then tell her about it but try to be as confident as possible, try to act like you've known her for multiple years while saying this
0 ups, 2y,
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I got an idea I will say "would it disturb you if I listened to music" if she says no, I will open a spanish love song and then I will ask her to dance with me and we dance and she gets impressed and I start throwing molotov cocktails into the other classroom and then I f**king nuke Japan because why not because idk what to do
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1 up, 2y,
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dude that's the most random thing I hear but ok
0 ups, 2y,
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Imma make her listen to this somehow because W song https://youtu.be/pAHXkLhbaFU?si=dWQsLmATap0aXZiC
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1 up, 2y
No offense dude but I'm cringing my ass off rn
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1 up, 2y,
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Why are you asking this place
Most of us have no idea how to talk to women
1 up, 2y
most? all*
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