“but, do you know what isn’t neat? your wife leaving you. but, do you know what IS neat? RAID SHADOW LEGENDS. did your wife take the kids? well, she can never take back the fun you had, while collecting hundreds of artifacts to use on over 600 champions that you can use to create millions of combinations of tactics and strategies to use against player versus player arena matches, campaign battles, boss battles and dungeon runs. raid shadow legends is the first true console experience on your phone, meaning it will be there through the best of times and the worst of times, unlike Karen. and to emphasize how amazing it is that raid is on a mobile platform, let’s talk about the top 3 places to play raid. you can play raid in the office, perhaps even a lawyer’s office as you’re setting through a divorce settlement, and as your real life is being torn apart, you can put your team together. you can play raid in the car, perhaps as you’re being driven to court allotted visitation hours by a public mandated official. because the overbearing weight of what could’ve been isn’t the only dragon you have to slay. and you can even play raid in court, during a custody hearing, because the one thing the judge can never take from you are these amazing characters and unique worlds that you can tackle any way you choose. and this month raid’s got a nonstop schedule of special events and activities, including forge pass season 3. including a limited edition artifact set along with new champion skims for the new Madame Serris. and later this month, Death Knight is coming as a legendary champion, because if there’s one hero you’d want to fight for your crippled livelihood, it’s this guy. and right now is the best time to get raid because if you go to the link in the description or scan the QR code here, first-time players will be able to get $30 worth of in-game bonuses, including a free epic champion, Tayrel, 200,000 silver, 1 energy refill, 1 XP boost, and 1 ancient shard. so you can start now and get these rewards and champions as soon as you get in the game. all of these rewards will be waiting for you right here when you log on. because even if she took you for all you’re worth, she’ll never take raid.”
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