TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST WITH YOU ALL, I’D LOVE TO PASS THIS TITLE ONTO MY KIDS, AND SHARE MY LEGACY AND SENSE OF HUMOR WITH THEM, AND KEEP THE NAME OF UNAVAILABLE ALIVE. OR I’D PASS ON THE MANTLE TO A FRIEND, OR A LOYAL FOLLOWER, OR MAYBE EVEN SWITCH FROM TIME TO TIME, HOW’D THAT SOUND! (KEEP IN MIND, I WILL ANNOUNCE THE PASS-OFF OF THE MANTLE WHEN IT HAPPENS).