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SCP-173 gonna be real sad seeing this mf

her head does a little spin heheh

I bet the NUT still will try though

imagine having no neck

Illy fuming at this comment rn

lost it in an accident involving mops 😔

What did it decapitate her

no, the mop washed it away

What you mean "washes it away" what like an eraser

nah you know like when you put a block of sugar in water

kind of like that

So it dissolved from the water
How can someone who dissolves on contact with water work as a maid *someone who cleans, often with water*

why do you think she wears gloves

And no mask??
She gonna die
She shoulda gotten a safer job like uhhh supervising construction

nah the concrete would've dissolved her

Well uhh
How about one of those jobs where you sit in a cubicle all day

brain would overheat
if it's one of those involving computers she would probably accidentally find a way to electrocute herself

plus she just likes cleaning

Dude she's got the lifespan and resistance of a dollar store temporary tattoo