i was bored okay?!

i go toilet; i is going to toilet; me going to go to bathroom; i going to bathroom; me going to washroom; I'm going to the bathroom; I am going to the washroom; I shall use the washroom; I shall enter the washroom; I shall enter the premises of the washroom; I shall enter the premises of the location of which commoners do their business; I shall do what I shall do within the premises of the location of which commoners extract excrement; I shall do what I shall do within the premises of the specified location of which commoners extract fetid excrement; I shall do what I must within the premises of the designated hall of cubicles of which commoners extract fetid excrement into neat bowls of clear liquid