Yo, I'm a Cassowary Bird,
I'm the king of the jungle, haven't you heard?
I'm big and strong, with a sharp beak,
Don't mess with me, or you'll be up the creek.
I'm fast and agile, I can run like the wind,
I'll chase you down, and I'll never give in.
My feathers are black, and my neck is blue,
I'm one of a kind, there's no bird like me and you.
I live in the forest, where the trees are tall,
I eat fruits and insects, that's all.
I'm not afraid of anything, I'm tough as nails,
If you cross me, you'll end up in jail.
So if you see me coming, better step aside,
Cause I'm a Cassowary Bird, and I won't be denied.
(This was written by Bing AI because why not)