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10 👍

7

7

Imma give you a 9

You’re funny

thank you lot many

I OWN A MANSION BUT LIVE IN A HOUSE

yw bro

A KING SIZED BED BUT
I SLEEP ON THE COUCH

IM MR. BRIGHT SIDE
GLASS IS HALF FULL

BUT MY TANK’S HALF EMPTY
GASKET JUST BLEW

THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS!
30 MINUTES FROM HOME, GOTTA LAY A LOG CABIN

ONLY OPTION I HAVE’S MCDONALDS’S BATHROOM

IN A PUBLIC STALL, DROPPIN' A FOOTBALL

SO EVERY TIME SOMEONE WALKS IN THE JOHN I GET MADDENED

I'd rather wallow than bask, sufferin' succotash,

But the antacid gives my stomach gas

When I mix my corn with my f'ing mashed

Potatoes so what? Hoe, kiss my country bumpkin ass

Missouri Southern roots, what the F is upper-class?

"Shady what up?" What? Come on man, i'm crapping

And you’re asking for my go***mn autograph on a napkin?

Oh, that's odd, I just happened to run out of tissue

Yeah hand me that, on second thought I’d be glad then

"Thanks dawg, name's todd, a big fan"

I wipe my ass with it, crumpled it up in a wad, threw it back and

told em' "Todd you the sheet" when's all this crap end?

Can’t pump my gas without causin an accident

Pump my gas, cut my grass, I can't take out the funking trash without someone passin' through my sub harrasin'

I’d count my blessings but I suck at math

Horny/10

NUH UH

20

20

real? 🥺

/srs

9
Because christian

And funny

10❗

15
Because christian ✝️

😇

100

Same