I wish I was joking now

My dad locked the door

oh shit

Yeah is bad

i hope it becomes better for you.

as for me, i got rizzed by 12 year olds (which was so f**king uncomfortable.)

Yeah that sucks for you but my dad and the pastor are literally f**king right now. I'm just glad my sister at a sleep over

ohhhhhh shit

im glad too

Oh helm nah I just heard "I'll show you the true glory of god"

let me eat my ice cream in peace

OH HELLL NAHHHHHHHHHH

can you text or call your mom

No I wanna black mail my dad why do you think I can still hear it and am recording on my burner phone

oh...

well then, i recommend once your mom gets back, let her listen to the recording.

Probably

correct

Yush

i bet you also know about kazuha

He looks familiar

i bet

he's also a famous character

....it's not him but isn't there a dragon guy

no..?

well uh

zhongli is a geo god and can make f**kin geo pillars anywhere

he can ALSO summon a meteorite to destroy his enemies quickly

i am certainly a nerd when it comes to genshin (don't ask me about freminet)

What dat?

freminet is a character in genshin which is one of the claymore cryo characters out of three

i main him in genshin

he lieks going under da wata :)))

Life is better down where it's wetter

truee

he liek fishie

I liek da beta fishie

me too :3

They so pretty and violent

ANYWAYSSSSSSSSSss

have a venti plush too bc you deserve one

Oh I know dis guy he's also a God (I think) and he likes alcohol and I'm 90% sure he's gay

OH F**K NO

..........

I'M SCARED

The f**k you think I an

You're probably terrified rn

Yush

good.

i hope you'll feel better soon and recover from whatever that shit is.

Me too

have this for good luck

Oh he so cute who is he

that's childe (nickname) from genshin

or tartaglia (real name) from genshin

He's such a cute lil man

we also got a zhongli plush here

Handsome man

both are hot honestly

but it would be weird for mr zhongli since he's basically a geo god...... yknow..

No I don't educate me
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(Totally not into nerds)

Jesus f**king Christ-

Read my comment

I need audio for reasons trust 💅😫💯👍

NO that's my dad in there also I'm not paying for pro

I wasn't serious by the way, don't get freaked out. Some people can't tell

Try a /j