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Guaranteed... No More Fights~!

Guaranteed... No More Fights~! | image tagged in vince vance,memes,cartoons,there are 3 rules,women,girls | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
86 views 1 upvote Made by VinceVance 6 months ago in fun
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1 up, 6mo,
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whar
0 ups, 6mo
Thar. Thanks for the comment. I gave you an upvote for your comment.
1 up, 6mo,
1 reply
Also sounds a lot like men have no more rights.
0 ups, 6mo,
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You can spend your life fighting about petty things or you can learn the true nature of creatures. I have a story: On our honeymoon at the Grand Canyon, we took a trip down to the bottom by pack mule.

We hadn't gone far down the trail when My wife's mule stumbles and bumps her. My wife quietly says, "That's once." I didn't think much of it.

A little farther the mule stumbles again. Almost knocks her over. My Sophie quietly says, "That's twice."

After half mile the mule stumbles a third time, she takes her revolver from her belt & shoots the animal.

"I look over at her and say, Sophie, "How can you be so cruel to a poor dumb animal?"

Sophie looks at me and quietly says, "That's once." We have never fought to this day. That was 30 year ago.
1 up, 6mo,
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No, the meme is absolutely right. Cool story, and congrats on 30 years, I just wish men had more of a say in relationships.
1 up, 6mo
TRUTH: You hafta find the RIGHT woman —one you like talking to. Me... I just didn't wanna die; so, I wised-up real quick.
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