SCP-330 Toothpaste.

scp 113

10/10 would touch shiny rock again.

do yk what ti does

Yes.
It's the perfect gender swap rock.
touching it in quick succession can kill you.

IT CAN WHAT

Ya.

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-113

Do a birb toothpaste

ok. also
theevilzaa: Hey, check out my Spongebob umbrella!
*theevilzaa opens their umbrella while indoors*
JacobBraun: theevilzaa, that’s bad luck…
theevilzaa: Chill out, JacobBraun!
BraxtonCummings , kicking down the door: WHO SUMMONED ME?!?!
theevilzaa and JacobBraun: *screams*

Owo