Strange Shop.mp3

Me: Ok Blook, I'm going to the shop. What do you need?

Blook: "Can I come"

Me: Sure, If you want to.

*At the shop, we enter and see a strange person in a suit. His design is totally inspired by Caine from TADC because he's got the same eyes, but they're on a brain and not inside a mouth.*

Me: Uhhh hi?

???: "I'm Brainbox, the shop owner!"

Me: Ok Brainbox.

Blook: "Where can we buy stuff tho"

Me: Yeah

Brainbox: "Over behind the register is the shelves!"

Me: Ok I see.

*Blook gets it and we leave*

Me: Ok Blook. We bought the stuff. Now let's go find that pedophile that is now my new rival.

Blook: "Whae"

Me: Blook. Do you remember that one pedophile we saw last time?

Blook: "Yeah so
Big Snom didn't go missing"

Me: Well that's one good thing. But..... I believe I know what he's up too, and I'm not gonna be happy when I see him.

Blook: "So ig let's buy our stuff quick and try to track down the pedo"

Me: Well have to buy something quick so.... What did you want again while on our why?

Blook: "I think it was a couple snacks and a bottle of Crocodile Help"

Me: Ok. Let's go find them and then buy'em.

Blook: "k"

*Looks around to find them*

Magette: "You are..?"
Blook: "I'm Blook."

Me: He's my best friend, but we sometimes get into arguments. But we're best friends.

Magette: "But your name is?"

Me: Oh. Paleo.

*A TV plays an emergency alert. It says there's a missing Octoling. 16 years old, looks just like Lily, and is named Lucy.*

Me: Oh great. A species being captured by something.

Blook and Magette: "Bro it's just one person wdym species"

Me: What? Aren't inklings and Octolings an evolved species?

Blook: "Yeah but it's just one damn person"

Me: I know that, I'm just saying. .....Wait? 16 years old? Oh no...

???: "Get away!"
Brainbox: "I'll be RIGHT BACK! We have some issues to deal with."

Me: Um... Ok.

*At the register is a sludge named Mr. Sludge*

Me: Uhh. Hi?

Mr. Sludge: "When you need to scan products, I'll be here for that!"
*Meanwhile, with Brainbox and ???*
???: "Help! Oh, Brainbox, are you here to help?"
Brainbox: "Of course I am!"

Me: Uhh yeah. Excuse me for a second.
Ne, talking to Blook quietly: Blook, what kind of shop is this?

Blook: "Idk, it was established this week"
*Brainbox destroys whatever monsters were hurting ???*
Brainbox: "Now, Magette, time to meet our ✨NEW CUSTOMERS!✨"

Me: Well whatever it is, it's feels strange.

*Brainbox walks over with a girl*
The girl: "I'm Magette."

Me: Oh hi Magette.