STORIES FROM THE UNHINGED LIBERAL UNIVERSITY HIVE... NYU LAW STUDENTS SAY CLASSMATE LOSING JOB OFFER OVER PRO-HAMAS STATEMENT IS 'VIOLENCE'; BUT WAIT... THERE'S MORE; DESPITE THE MASSIVE BILLIONAIRE DONOR AND ALUMNI FAMILY BACKLASH AGAINST THEM AND THE HARVARD ADMIN AND FACULTY SUPPORTING THEM, HARVARD PRO-TERRORISM STUDENTS STAGED A DIE-IN, BUT BECAUSE THEY ARE TOTAL COWARDS AND DRAMA QUEENS, THEY DIDN'T ACTUALLY DIE UNFORTUNATELY, THEY JUST PRETENDED TO, WHILE SKIPPING CLASS AND HOMEWORK AND RUINING THEIR FUTURES, BUT FEELING REALLY COOL DOING IT.
