Teleport myself and any object anywhere, unlimited amounts of time, at my will and mine alone.

You can only teleport to phalic objects

Where else would I even go

every time you use your power your pp shrinks 3 inches

Already in the negatives

after that your vital organs shrink, you along with 'em

the ability to go tangible and intangible on command

You get f**ked in the mouth by an orange

The ability to shape shift

You can only shapeshift into a banana at 2:17 in the morning

Lol

turning back time

You can only go to the precambrian era

To be invisible

wait would that be like | or like __

I had a better Idea

You have extremly bad luck and everytime you do it something get's all over you making you visible

Life... Finds a way

If i were to wash it off will i be invisible again

For a short while.... Then it will happen all over... And the water droplets don't really dry out

Even if i was naked?

yes

damn

It's okay... I'm sure they won't be able to see your privates anyways...

Yeah ik that but

if i was wearing clothes, it makes sense that it wont dry off all the way

but what if i didnt have clothes on and i just run or stand in front of a fan

yeah?

you didnt get the joke

And for good reason I didn't get the joke...

lmao alr

Well the water will come off... If that's what you're wondering... the water won't be absorbed on you essentially... But it will come off...

but i will still feel wet?

pause.

i can do the time skip thing from video games whenever i want

You have to shove a banana up your ass to do so

that ain't a downside to me

Flipping people off makes them explode

Yet you are also flipping yourself off....so you explode as well

Shapeshifting

You serm alright so you projectile vomit evert time you do so due to you stomach changing sizr