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Or Screwdrivers. Maybe so something can drive while they screw?

woah that was good lmao

whAt you gonna do shoot your name on the tree

yEs1!!

ok

Its an easy choise when you are going shooting for a first date. Ngl i would want to know of shes either one of two things, A able to shiot well enough to kill me one day or B able to asist me in shooting a robber if we end up living together.

uh lovely

so you're saying you don't? I don't but thats because I don't have any dates to go on

no i dont 😭

I bring a large spade

uhm-

First text guy dumb af sounds like he’s never heard of a pocket knife like a good 40 percent of men have knives in their pockets

lmao yea

i have a pocket knife, but i am a girl so i dont have a pocket to put it in 😭😭

That’s a real L

fr

I bring I bring cocaine

oh lovely