I could've fucking died if my instinct didn't tell me shit was going detroit mode

womp womp

The Bewildering Technological Carnival

pizza lunchables are better anyway

based

yuck

sue

Better call saul

LMAO HE'S IN ONE

YES BUT NO

HE'S IN THE ONE DETECTIVE AU

The wha
Please tell me more

https://hfjdetectiveau.fandom.com/wiki/Hfj_Detective_AU_Wiki

Thx

if you have a microscope you can check out if it is botulism

Imma take a sample of it I put in a little plastic bag

its probably isnt mold or botulism
it could be bacteria most likely since bacteria create stuff like oozes
idk tho

Yep it's botulism. I know that even the same species of microbe can vary in colors but not really shapes so it's thin with a slightly larger bulb at the end meaning it could possibly be botulism

i cant see nothing
what is your max microscope magnification
mine is 1200x

The microscope is very good it's just that the camera of my amazon kindle is shit

ah

have you ever put freshwater under a microscope the shit living in there is CRAZY

I had a rotifier named fredbert and he f**king died thanks to some weird worm critter

damn that really sucks
one time i found a copepod in the water and since the slide slowly dried out he died too
it was sad.
others died in the sample too like some weird ciliate thing that ive never seen in my life but is common where i live, or tumbleweed algae colonies, or whatever

Probably fredbert. I miss him.

you seem to like finding stuff too
you should try hiking or caving its really fun and safer than you think

Imma try to keep them alive for as long as possible. I give them random bits of bacteria I find in my local lake.

i mean youre feeding them shich will keep the white blood cells alive but how tf are the normal blood cells alive

The red blood cells are dying anyway I ain't feeding those motherf**kers I don't even f**king think they can eat

lmaooo also uuh whats the coolest thing you found

One time I observed my own blood cells under a microscope.
One white blood cell on the thing is still alive and I nicknamed him ozzy.
And there's like 30 more red blood cells still alive

they normally live up to 4 months outside the body so...

ewwwww

ok