TheHugePig was having a good day, a great day, even. He had just got home and he was in such a nice mood he was practically whistling. "time to log onto imgflip!" he said excitedly, unfortunately pronouncing it as I-M-G flip. He typed in his password and checked his notifications, as he would every day. Suddenly he saw a notification from the user "dellywelly". ugh. Del again? He reluctantly clicked on the notification, and there was a comment that read:
"buddy i literally had to reach out to you whenever we made a decision and u took like 3-5 business days every time 💀".
THP found himself shaking. Trembling, even, with such anger! He could hardly believe such a child had the absolute audacity to say such words. He hated every fiber of the comment's existence - from the word "literally" down to the skull emoji. She even called him buddy, I mean who does that! Fuming, he reached for the volume buttons and the power button to quickly take a screenshot, and cropped it just so it would display the wretched comment. "You'll pay for this, dellywelly" he muttered to himself.
He reached the image generator, uploading those horrific syllables, shuddering simply at the thought that she would say such horrendous things. Why did this girl have to be so controversial at the time? He was still mad at her for that awful stunt she pulled with some friends half a year ago, and this was the final straw for him. He looked at the post. "Ready?" he asked himself out loud, but he accidentally let out the typical nerd voice, complete with voice cracks. He cringed. Maybe he shouldn't talk to himself. With a rush of adrenaline, he pressed "post to MS_memer_group", and watched as it told him his image was AutoApproved. At least one good thing came out of the delaucpikuum - he could post controversial things within the second. "I hope Del sees this!" he said out loud, and once again cringed. He would have to work on that.
