Prompt:

You thought you were going to prison after what you did, but you wake up on a grassy field, you hear a voice say over distant loudspeakers:

“ Good morning, fellow prey. You might be wondering where you are right now, and I will tell you everything you wish to know. You are currently on Burnen Island, you were sent here instead of prison. On this island are towns and mountains and roads. Around the island is food, water, clothing, tools, vehicles, and other items that will help you. You are to be here for three days. If you survive these three days, you shall be set free of all your charges and your criminal records wiped clean. There is one catch, during these three days, I shall be hunting you. For the first day, I will only be watching and observing, but when the clock strikes midnight, I will hunt you down. And when the clock strikes midnight a second time, three more hunters shall join the game. And for every minute that passes, my weapons will only get better and better. I have little faith that you will survive for the full three days. The only good news I have for you is this; 1st, you are not alone on this island, there are others with you, who are also fellow prey. And second, when there is 12 hours left, if you access a certain area, you shall be able to escape early. I do not know this area myself so I can’t guard it. The game has already begun, so I would suggest getting a move on. “

escape from tarkov ☠️

King Dedede: Maybe if I didn’t eat so much I could get a move on…!

*King Dedede runs around to find his hammer, if it’s even on the island.*

You find a road

King Dedede: This looks like it could lead somewhere..

left or right

*Right*

you walk along it

King Dedede: When will I reach the end of the road.

there technically isn't an end, it just connects to a different road

King Dedede: More road.. more road..

you see a town

King Dedede: A place! *King Redede runs towards the place.*

you reach the town

King Dedede: Hello? Anyone here?

(Should I use Vernon?)

3 HE rounds

(Vernon can execute the other hunters, you didn't say a thing about them using Abram tanks.)

They have a whole military arsenal

(still, no mention of tanks.)

they had reaper drones

(no mention that the fodder hunters had those either. Besides, it takes more than three men to pilot a single tank.9

(yes yes I know I'm a nerd.)

uhhuh

(But it comes in handy.)

You reach another town

*I check the nearest house.*

Nothing

*I check the next house.*

nothing

Damn it.
*I check the third house.*

food

Something.
*I take the food and I head for the next building."

You find some more stuff through the next few buildings

*I look at the new stuff.*

sure

[Currently up: Vernon Logan.]
Okay... I'd rather serve jail time, but I'd also like to sharpen my skills..

Agreed

*I start heading for a town.*

you don't know where one is

*I start walking around.*

you find a road

ooh, this'll do nicely.
*I follow the road.*

you see a town in the distance

Alright, now, to get a go***amned weapon.
*I head into the town.*

door

*I try the door.$

it opens

Alright, good.
*I check the cabinets, glass counters and shelves.*

there are a lot of guns

Oh ho ho baby, looks like it's First come first serve.
*I take the opportunity to grab as much shit as possible.*

You find a lot of guns, but no ammo

Alright, that's fine, I got spare rounds, maybe.
*I search for other things like food.*

you find some

What'd I find?
*I inspect the food container.*

you reach the town

*I immediately start searching for anything blunt, while keeping my eyes out for anything medical.*

you find a pistol, machete, first aid kit, and some food and water

Okay. Finally, a go***mn weapon.
*I inspect the pistol.*

M9 Berreta, 7 bullets

Damn it, whatever, make 'em count, I guess...
*I look for a backpack of some sort.*

You hear a distant gunshot

12 o' clock on the dot.
*I take cover under a window.*

Nothing . . .

okay... probably elsewhere...

bean and tuna

F**k.
*I check my watch.*

5:38

Soon... Fury will be unleashed, the forces of the hunted shall be able to fight back with more brutal tactics...

the next day

*I wake up at 00:00 on the dot, ready to murder hunters.*

you need ammo

*I still have seven rounds in a pistol. So if I make my shots count, I can probably claim some lives first.*

seven shots is nothing against a HE round from a tank

(you said something about other hunters.)

You find a hatchback

*I quickly dash to it, making evasive maneuvers to avoid being shot.*

You reach it

*I check for keys.*

Can't find them

f**k...

hotwire?

(not skilled enough, not even one level in engineering.)

skill issue

*I search around the car.*

A wall explodes, the tank is firing shells now

*I aim down the tank cannon with my last round, ready to finish the fight, then I fire.*

You miss

F**k.
*I switch to my shotgun and I fire with no odds of a miss now.*

no rounds

*I quickly get up and run to the next building with plans on trying to dry the tank out of ammo which will force a close-quarters fight.*

Before you could do any of that, tank fires at you, demolishing your torso, killing you instantly

(f**k.)

ded

you see an A-10 flying towards you

I feel this is too unfair.
*I stay low until it passes.*

It does a strafe run

SHIT!

lol

*I get down.*

it passes

*I quickly roll out of the car.*

you have a close call with the bullets

*I look around for hostile threats.*

miss

*I focus my shit and I fire with all three iron sights lined up at the sniper.*

The bullets don't hit due to far distance, the snipers blows your arm off, Zakhaev style

*I grab my lost arm and I flee.*

lol

The tank resumes firing at you

*I keep moving, evading the bullets.*

Due to your current injuries, that is hard

*I keep going through, despite the wounds *

You gain more wounds

*I enter a building and I start searching for first aide.*

It is day two, lethal force is now allowed by the Hunter

Alright, this is where the real danger begins.

Yes

*I peek out from the backseat window.*

You see gunfire in the distance

*I creep down out of sight.*

you hear 2 distant explosions

oh shit.

yes

*I check my watch.*

10:38 AM

okay... I think I should get going...
*I move to the front driver seat.*

car

*I turn the engine over.*

what

(Google it.)

stupid

*I try to turn the engine on.*

dead engine

damn it Nissan.

tip, stop driving for the night

*I pull over to the side of the road.*

go to sleep

*I move to the backseat and I fall asleep.*
{Story may be delayed until 09:00.}

k

Vernon is awoken by the sound of a missile being launched from the distance

*I peek out the window.*

You see a missile flying in the distance

Huh...

Day 2

*I slowly wake up.*

(good night first.)

none visible rn

Alright.
*I roll out from under the car and I look around.*

None

Good.
*I begin walking away, following the road.*

You walk

Sure hope I can get to the third day...

maybe

*I keep moving.*

hold up, i need to think

(okay.)

(pspsps.)

what

(ping.)

you find the keys, and a shotgun

I remember using one of these when my old father took me hunting, let's hope I remember it all...
*I inspect the shotgun.*

M870 Shotgun, 14 rounds

No clue on how one man got 14 slugs in here, but not best to question it.
*I try to unlock the hatchback.*

Successful, the keys work and the hatchback turns on, it's a manual

*I get in and I start driving.*

You drive

The sky starts to get darker

Man. I actually do miss the sun. Guess that's what happens when you go someplace cold. Someplace desolate, and someplace where a sun doesn't truly exist...

It becomes night

*I go to turn my headlights on, but ai hesitate.*

tank

alright, there's at least all three guys in there, so if I get on top of it, I can't be hit without the tank damaging itself, forcing them to open the tank door, which means I can execute the first one that shows up...

The tank shoots at you

*I quickly get out of the radius and out of sight.*

You get hurt

*I search my bag for something that can cover my approach.*

The tank starts firing it's M2 Browning

*I stay behind my cover while searching my bag.*

pistol

alright, f**k this...
*I stay behind cover and I try to get as close to the tank as I can.*

fails

*I kick at the latch to damage it before trying to find a gap in the tank.*

you hurt your foot, its f**king metal

damn, that Reddit Cam guy made it look easy...
*I try to find a gap in the tank head to fire into.*

None are big enough

*I try to search my bag for random shit.*

nothing usefull

*I search for something big enough to cram into the cannon to lodge it.*

You get shot in the leg by the sniper

*I fire at the sniper.*

more food and water

Ah.
*I look at my watch.*

2:18 PM

Alright, in 9 or ten more hours, I get to kill again...

yep

*I look around.*

There is a gun store

Maybe I can find some new calibers there.

maybe

*I approach the door.*

You can't

*I quickly dash to the side of the tank while keeping a wide zig-zag pattern to avoid being hit by a tank shell.*

AC-130 Above

*I get under the tank and I hold onto the bottom to evade detection.*

The tanks drives into a shallow body of water, drowning you

*I surface and I get on the top of the tank.*

You get shot in the arm

*I look for the source of it.*

Distant sniper tower

*I quickly enter the tank through brute force.*