"Listen here, buster. Peanut butter is the best thing to ever happen to me. There is literally no food that could substitute it" and he goes on for hours until you give it to him
Will: "One sec I gotta go to the bathroom I've held it in for the last 15 years"
*As soon as he goes in*
Mr: "NOWS OUR CHANCE EVERYONE MAKE A BREAK FOR IT"
*Wills kids and Mr make a run for it*