Merasmus’s template of DOOM

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beep boop f**k you ness mains I have a bucket beep boop

Nuh uh try guessing my main

yoshi

Nope

Ion play smash

damn

Damn bro Game & Watch is a W main tbh
Try and guess mine ( I have like 5)

all of them

Nah
One is humanoid
All I'm saying for now

captain Falcon

Nope

ganondorf

Nuh uh

f**k

Well you can if you want

acceptable main as long as you don’t spam side smash
what do you think i main

snake

getting closer. i do like snake but suck at using him lol

is your main a pokemon

no

is your character a heavyweight or no

i think middleweight

did your character come from DLC

no

one of the pita

the what?

dark pit or normal pit

ah
no
i will give you a hint: buff

cloud
Ryu
Ken
Wolf

no

FU-

CMON YOU CAN DO IT
I BELIEVE IN YOU

ALL OF THEM

no

do you want me to just tell you

ja

simon

as you say do not spam side smash
my brain says you usually get in close, I guess captain falcon?

no but you’re along the right track. i actually have a decent selection of long and short range attacks

is it part of the og 12 (from Smash 64)

no

Ganon?

no

Sonic

ew no all his moves are the same lmao

fair point
is your main a swordfighter

no

back air (the turtle) is multihit and since Mr. Game & Watch falls so slow, it’s hard to escape it and he usually doesn’t land til he’s done

noice

i forgot Simon existed

lol
he’s a solid main

idk why so many people say g&w sucks when he’s top tier in ultimate

he’s just kinda hard to use at first but once you got him figured out he’s great

yeah like he’s was even better when his forward air wasn’t the bomb, he’s the character that people use as a joke and then get hooked to accidentally

yeah lol
simon is super underrated imo because he’s so versatile and he doesn’t have many flaws

most Simon mains I see use one button

yeah his axe is pretty op but his cross (side b) is also really good since while it doesn’t do much damage it does throw a lot. i actually use charged a/right joystick a lot because the whip attack does like 40-50% damage on a good hit

Mr game & watch’s up air is amazing and his back air is underrated as hell

yes