You've all probably saw the post
About this bitchy little fella named what_are_you
He's coming to harass JustaCheemsDoge by killing Star again
And we need to stop him
… Hey, he's coming this way, so beware
Say, let's respond to his post, ha-ha-ha
I could put him on icing myself
And we, Wigglytuff, Splodge, and Funny Red Panda won't be so good for his response
… Let's just smash him
Whack him with a trout, aah!
We could thrash him
And then pull his insides out
… We're gonna kill off what_are_you
We're gonna make him delete his account
We're gonna kill off what_are_you
With a big goodbye
We're gonna kill off what_are_you
We're gonna make him pay
His debt to JustaCheemsDoge
Is coming a while ago
… Just wait till I get my wings on that what_are_you
I'd love to delete his account
… I'll see that his account is cut short
While I call the cops to come be support
Why not give him the ride of his life?
Then shink that shnook with a briar sharp as a knife
… Let's use common sense
And arm ourselves for war
Loads of threats
Is what what_are_you has in store
… We're gonna kill off what_are_you
We're gonna make him die
We're gonna make him fish food
I said we'll make him fry
We're gonna kill off Cuphead
We're gonna make him pay
His debt to JustaCheemsDoge
Is coming due a while ago
… One, shift of the stars, and the tide is sure to turn
Two, bad what_are_you’s about to lose big
Three, heads will hunt him till what_are_you feels the burn
Four, the rest of his headlining years
… They call me JustaCheemsDoge cause that's who I am
A Royal pain who's diabolical plan
To close your account needs a sucker, or two
So, come on, what_are_you, kid, I'm talking to you
Come, shake my hand
We got the backups
‘cause now, it gets real
… You agreed to my game, and you lost
You accepted the odds, now you'll cough up the costs
Don't screw with me, kid, or I swear
I'll take to your grave and start laughing ‘till I can’t no more
… Scare him
Scorch him
Let's liquify his brains
Taze him
Touch him
And then bury his remains
… We're gonna kill off what_are_you
We're gonna make him die
It's his final curtain
And the end is nigh
We're gonna kill off what_are_you
We're gonna make him pay
His debt to being deleted
Is coming due a while ago
… Is coming due a while ago
Is coming due a while ago
Is coming due a while ago
Is coming due a while ago