Hello! And welcome to the Los Pollos Hermanos family. My name is Gustavo, but you can call me "Gus". I am thrilled that you'll be joining our team. Each and every day, we serve our customers exceptional food, with impecable service. We take pride in everything that we do. And after this 10 week online seminar, I'm sure you'll fit right in. I like to think I see things in people. To begin, I'd like to talk about the cornerstone of the Los Pollos Hermanos brand. Communication. As an employee of Los Pollos Hermanos, you set the tone for the entire dining experience. Be mindful of what your words, and behavior communicate to our guests. Always be aware of your posture, remember to stand up straight. Your customers and your back will thank you for it. Put effort into your appearance, all employees are required to dress appropriately. Keep your uniform clean, and pressed. If you want respect, you must look respectable. Speak in complete sentences, we never use one word greetings like "Hey" or "Yeah?" Always make eye contact, and finally, whenever you're with a customer or not, remain composed. Inside, you can be thinking about your homework, or friends, or your side business, but no one should ever know it. Because at Los Pollos Hermanos, someone... Is always watching. So dont forget to smile! Thats all for today, see you next time when we'll be discussing cleanliness.

Secret Los Pollos Hermanos chicken recipe

Ingredients:
1 beaten egg
1 cup buttermilk
1 three pound chicken, cut into 6 pieces
1/3 pound of Crisco
1 teaspoon ground oregano
1 teaspoon chili powder
1 teaspoon ground sage
1 teaspoon dried basil
1 teaspoon dried marjoram
1 teaspoon pepper
2 teaspoons salt
2 tablespoons paprika
1 teaspoon oinon salt
1 teaspoon garlic powder
2 tablespoons ascent (MSG based seasoning)

Instructions:
1. Combine egg and buttermilk in large bowl
2. Combine flour and all herbs and spices in another bowl
3. Roll chicken in egg and buttermilk mixture, then roll chicken in season flour mixture until completely covered
4. Deep fry for 15 minutes at 170 degrees celsius

A few months ago, I (F19) had taught my little brother (M10) some words including "rawr", "chickie nuggies", "owo", and "uwu" just for fun, since he was jokingly talking in a very high pitched voice. I thought nothing of it at the time, but now I'm starting to question if that was a bad idea.

This morning, I had just gotten to work when my mom got a phone call from the elementary school about my little brother. Seeing as I was running late, I had to rush inside to clock in so I couldn't stick around to see what was going on. Not even ten minutes later, I get a phone call from my mom FURIOUSLY screaming into the phone, "WHAT ON EARTH DOES EWOO MEAN???" Confused as to what my mom was asking me, I ask her to spell it, she goes "I don't even know, e-w-o-o?"

Still confused I asked her what was going on. Apparently my little brother was going around the playground, saying "UWU" in a high pitched voice to all of the kids there. The kids then went and told the teacher that he was saying "tiktok code words" for wanting to hurt people. The teachers after searching up ewoo meaning and not finding anything, assume that this very well much be some very bad "tiktok code word," and they call my mom.

That leads us back to my mom calling me, furiously asking what "EWOO" means. I finally figure out that she meant "UWU," so I have to explain to her that no, this is not some "tiktok code word" for wanting to hurt people, and yes, it's literally just a cutesy face, like how one would use colon parenthesis to make a smiley face.

The teachers, still not believing what's going on, insisted on pulling him out of class and made him sit next to a police officer for the rest of the school day. With that being said, I now have to go up to the school on Monday and explain what "UWU" means to a group of angry teachers and school officials.

TL;DR - I taught my little brother the word "UWU" for fun, and he is now in serious trouble at school for saying bad "tiktok code words" to the kids on the playground. I now have to go up to the school and explain to angry school officials what "UWU" means.