I dont own Happy Chaos or any Guilty Gear charaters. im just bored ok?

Sphinx: Holy hell-

Happy Chaos: *walks in all nonchalant, he isnt wearing shoes*

Sphinx: Yo dude... Where are your shoes? Iida's not gonna be happy 'bout that...

HC: dont need them *he grins, his voice is husky and deep*

Sphinx: *raises an eyebrow* Oh really? I mean I ain't one to talk *she stands up on her sphinx legs* but what's your excuse for not wearin' shoes?

HC: side effect of my appearance, i have tough as hell soles.

Sphinx: Uh huh. Show me then. *she crosses her arms*

*he puts his feet up, his soles are thicker and a pale white color*

Sphinx: Holy h3ll! You weren't lyin'!!

HC: heh.

Sphinx: *rolls her eyes* Jeez.

HC: *puts his feet down because tenya yells at him*

Sphinx: *snorts* Told ya.

HC: oh hush.

Sphinx: *snorts* Make me.

HC: *chuckles*

Sphinx: Aww scared? You have yet to make me shush.

HC: nah, i just like your style.

Sphinx: Thanks!

HC: *smile*
Aizawa: alright you problems, its time for hero studies, today youll be testing your ultimate moves on some training dummies.

Sphinx: Finally!

HC: ooo~ *murder giggle*
A: get into your hero costumes.

*Sphinx gets into her hero costume which allows her full free movement of her legs tail and wings*

H: *gets into his, he also has two very bulky futuristic revolvers*

Sphinx: What the--? Dude why do you have f**king revolvers?!

HC: need em to fire the bullets i make.

Sphinx: *half to herself* And I thought I was dangerous... *out loud* Wait- WHAT?! YOU MAKE BULLETS??!!

HC: and a little extra something. youll see.

Sphinx: Huh.

Aizawa: alright... we have these human analog dummies, show off your ultimates.

*Sphinx launches herself at a row of dummies instantly destroying them all*

A: and whats the moves name?

Sphinx: Desert Storm.

A: now you... Haru... Nolastname.
HC: *walks up to a training dummy, he loads his revolvers*

Sphinx: *quietly* Wonder what he's gonna do...

HC: DEUS EX MACHINA! *a large ammount of smoke puffs appear, suddenly there are twenty of HC firing on the dummy*

Sphinx: *eyes widen* Holy Sh!t!

*the cloned poof away, everyone seems either terrified or impressed*
A: ... you pass. whats your hero name?
HC: Happy Chaos.

Sphinx: *under her breath* D@mn...

HC: *goes over to you*

Sphinx: D@mn dude, that was slick!

HC: thanks.

Sphinx: *gives you a thumbs up and unleashes her actual ultimate move on the remaining dummies*

HC: well damn, whats your hero name?

Nyx: Nyx.

HC: Happy Chaos.

Nyx: Cool name.

H: my real name is Haru Nolastname

Nyx: Sphinx. Just call me Fin.

H: nice to meet ya.

Fin: Vise versa.

Hc: *smile*

Fin: You good to grab some lunch with me later?

HC: sure.

Fin: Sweet! Cya at lunch!

HC: oh ok then-

Fin: Oi! Haru! You ready to grab some lunch?

HC: call me Happy! and yaeh! hope you dont mind me stopping for sweets though.

Fin: Not at all! I gotta replenish my chocolate supplies anyways.

HC: *goes to a vending macine*

Fin: Why are you puttin' money into the machine? Just punch it. The machine's kinda broken anyway...

HC: oh? well then. *punches the macine* yay the regional sweets!

Fin: *snorts* Thank Bakugo for breakin' the machine.

HC: damn pomeranian lookin mf.

Fin: *manically laughs*
Bakugo: OI! I HEARD THAT!

HC: *flips him off*

Bakugo: *returns the favor*

HC: *makes a rude face*

Fin: *laughs* You two need to knock it off!

HC: *grabs the sweets*

Fin: Hey! Gimme some of the chocolates!

HC: *tosses them to you*

Fin: *catches them* Thanks!

HC: *nom on le candy*

Fin: Pfffft-
Mineta: Heya Fin~

HC: tf, why is there a baby with a bad hairdo in the school?

Fin: *at your comment* PFFFT- HA! *to Mineta* Mineta for the last F̵͕́U̷̞͉͒C̷̜̽͝Ķ̷̍̈Ì̶̪N̵̹̠͑G̷̤̏͠ͅ ̷̼̀T̷̼̟̈́̎I̷̠͎̒͂M̶̫̖̀Ẻ̷̟̙,̷̪̌ ̷̨̻̿Y̵͓̺͌̓Ơ̵̰͍͂U̴̼̐̏ ̸̢̺̍̋Ć̸̦́A̶̳͠Ñ̵̡̪̚'̷͇͆̃T̴̏͘ͅ ̶̧̳̋C̸̘͑͗A̸͕͒Ĺ̶̥͙L̴̨̤̏͝ ̷̯͝M̸̡̓E̸͖̊̓ ̵̺̞́͛Ṱ̵̻͘H̸̾͜Ä̴̦́̽T̷̹̽!̴̠̏̔ ̸̲͐F̶̭͂̌O̸̡̦̅R̷͈̎̀ ̴͎́͝Ỳ̸̙̕O̶̪͛͠Ṷ̶̤̅̆ ̵̢̪͌̚I̵̬̗͌͠Ť̴̙̜̃'̸̧̥͋Š̴͙ ̵̬̐̾S̵̤͋̕P̷̧͗̈H̷̡̻̒̕I̵̤̋N̵͎̻͆͑X̷̧̘̄!̴̥̮͌̽!̵̝͂͝

(translation:...F**KING TIME, YOU CAN'T CALL ME THAT! FOR YOU IT'S SPHINX!!)

HC: well damn.

Mineta: B-but everyone else calls you Fin. So why can't I? *looks at you for backup*

HC: cuz your a little perv, dont think i didnt see you staring at me in the locker room.

Fin: Not to mention the fact that you watch as I change in my room!!

HC: f**king gross, youre a disgrace to LGBTQ people.

Fin: Hey HC, wanna call the girls to help?

HC: i have a better idea, ay (i forgot his name, hes the guy with the tape arms)!
(forgor): yeah?
HC: can i borrow some tape?

Sero: Uh.. Sure?

HC: thanks.

Fin: Do it, HC, DO IT!!

HC: *claps, a bunch of clones of him form a human ladder and carry a freshly taped mineta to the roof, before taping him to it*

Fin: *laughs*

HC: youre in timeout.
*the clones poof away*

Fin: *in laughing stitches*

HC: damn, am i that funny?

Fin: *wheezes* YES!

HC: seems im not just a clown, im a circus.

Midoriya: Everything alright here?

HC: yup .

Midoriya: What happened to Mineta?!

HC: noooooooooooooothing :3

Midoriya: Okay then... *he leaves*

HC: ...

Fin: *regains her breath* Legends damn! Now that's funny!

HC: well, its almost time for hero studies, and we get to work on ultimate moves.

Fin: Oh boy. We gonna leave Mineta on the ceiling?

HC: yes.

Fin: Sweet. See ya Mineta!