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bro this post better at least get one reader bc i did not type this up for nothing.

bro this post better at least get one reader bc i did not type this up for nothing. | storytime (just for the nostalgia omg); πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’… | image tagged in storytime | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…MY FRIDAY THE 13TH INCIDENTπŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…

okay WELCOME BACK CHILDREN TO DEL'S INFAMOUS STORYTIMES!!! lets get right into itttt

so anyways friday the 13th was ALWAYS overhyped. i never knew abt it until i switched to public schools in 4th grade, when we all stood around a sewer to summon pennywise. but naturally as u get older it becomes less and less overhyped until it isnt really talked abt at all. so this year had a pretty mid friday the 13th tbh. nothing rlly happened except FOR THIS.

so i was minding my own business the entire day yesterday. in the first period class i was EXHAUSTED bc i stayed up nearly till 3 am the day before and i was NOT abt to have someone get in my way. so naturally i make my way to first period class where thank goodness my ex friend didnt take my spot next to my friend (she literally did that once and she doesnt even like my friend??? but thats another storytime tell me if u want me to do a storytime on that) and anyways so i go to study, i do my bio homework, and then me and my friend (lets call her laye) get up to go to french class. this year my french class consists of everyone in the entire grade that takes french. on the first day of school i was expecting 9 kids like last year but nope i got a class of around 30 kids instead. ppl ended up dropping out for asl or spanish or whatever, reducing it to like 20-25 kids. still a pretty big class for my school. anyways i sat with laye and another friend (lets call her kenzie) (our lil cluster from last year πŸ₯Ί i feel bad that for a couple weeks i ditched them in class for a couple other of my friends that turned out to be snakes so i am not gonna stop sitting next to them for ANYTHING anymore) and we were just minding our own business yk, doing our work, talking, the usual. all the boys in our grade that take french were sitting right next to us (we were at the back of the classroom). and they were kinda fooling around laughing yk. and we werent rlly paying attention to them because i could not give a single flying fractured foot about them. we're the only grade in the entire high school/middle school that doesnt act like we're on crack or doesnt actually do crack, so ofc the boys in our grade has to make up to it by being rlly weird to the girls. laye later told me that apparently this guy we'll call creepy weirdo #1 (because he doesnt deserve a real name) apparently takes pictures of all the girls in our grade and is just generally weird. so i didnt know that around this time
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so like i said we're just minding our own business and doing our work, suddenly i hear laughing behind me. i turn around and see all the boys laughing and creepy weirdo #1 is like holding up his phone and displaying it. now i have no idea why his phone was out. right when the period started my teacher saw my phone sitting on my desk, which i had forgotten to put away (i didnt have good pockets and didnt have time to put in my bag last period so i carried it around) and she was quick to tell me to put it away. so shes really good at catching that so i had no idea why his phone was out. maybe her back was turned? idk. so anyways i happen to catch what the boys are laughing at. on creepy weirdo #1's phone is a video taken with snapchat, a video of me and my friends sitting down at our table literally doing nothing, and the video literally zooms into my back. i really hope it wasnt abt my posture. let me explain why. as a dancer obviously i have to keep the Perfect Ballerina Stance. but i am getting elderly πŸ˜” and ive been getting sore so easily these days (I LITERALLY FLIPPED MY SISTER OVER MY BACK WHICH WASNT THAT HARD AND I GOT SORE THE NEXT DAY) so my posture is kinda wonky at school. im either slouched forward or backward. sometimes i will maintain the Perfect Ballerina Posture and i try to, but it isnt a me issue its just something a lot of dancers at my studio go through.

instead of rlly thinking abt the posture thing (although i was instantly more insecure abt that) i was SUPER creeped out at the video. i instantly notified my friends about it, and for some reason they hadnt seen it. weird because laye was literally facing them?? and i had to turn all the way around to see it??? but they believed me. the next period i went to class feeling sick to my stomach. and it wasnt the constant nausea ive been feeling every time i ate. because i hadnt eaten for like 3 hours by that point. i was just EXTREMELY creeped out. i told everyone in my next period abt it, and a friend i'll call wick offered to bring me to the office to report them. but since laye and kenzie didnt have much of a problem with it (they later told me that night at hoco that it was just because they didnt see it themselves) then i was probably just overreacting. wick and a couple other friends explained to me multiple times that its really concerning behavior and it should definitely be reported. but i was terrified that creepy weirdo #1 would find out i reported him or that i saw that.
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so the entire day instead of reporting him i repeatedly mentioned the incident very loudly in the halls and in classes, hoping for someone to hear me. so the word would be spread around without me really "intending" to. so anyways its the end of the day and me and wick happen to be in the same last period as creepy weirdo #1. so its the end of the day and im no longer tired and it just hits me - woah. that actually WAS creepy! like, INSANELY creepy. so i finally go down to the office with wick and we ask to see a guidance counseler and she had 2 minutes before she left so we told her really quick what happened and then she was like "i cant do anything abt it but u should report this to the principal because this could get disciplinary action" OH BOY OH BOY!! so we run to the principals office where ironically our french teacher was talking to her (nothing related to the incident) when shes done we go in there and tell him the whole thing

and then i distinctly called creepy weirdo #1 out on my snapchat story without actually naming him or what he did 😈

and the principal is going to talk to my french teacher as well as him on monday.

i hope this doesnt blow up in my face, i'll get back to yall if anything else happens and also i really liked doing another storytime again.

πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…the endπŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’…
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Lmao welcome back
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2 ups, 1y,
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lol
2 ups, 1y
Lol
2 ups, 1y,
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I read it all, and I am impressed that you wrote all this
[deleted] M
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NO WAY U READ THAT FAST

but ty.
2 ups, 1y
Yw:)
2 ups, 1y,
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nice storytime del :)
[deleted] M
1 up, 1y
aw tysm!!! <3
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I read allat
thanks Del
[deleted] M
1 up, 1y,
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tysm for readinggg
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2 ups, 1y,
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np
there's rumours you're not actually Del. Could you comentsomething on your main to prove them wrong?
[deleted] M
1 up, 1y,
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no
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2 ups, 1y,
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why not
[deleted] M
1 up, 1y
because i hate making the comment disappear every time i comment soemthing
2 ups, 1y,
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[deleted] M
1 up, 1y
LMAO
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[deleted] M
1 up, 1y,
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rlly πŸ₯Ί
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[deleted] M
1 up, 1y
STOP IT MY JAW DROPPED
2 ups, 1y,
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hope the dude gets like publicly executed or something

if he don't then I will personally cover him in cement
[deleted] M
2 ups, 1y,
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LMAO

he is going to be publicly executed socially
[deleted] M
2 ups, 1y,
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By me
Frfr
[deleted] M
2 ups, 1y
AS U SHOULDDD 😭😭😭
2 ups, 1y,
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real
my principal or counselor wouldn't do shit if this got reported they woukd be like "oh tell them to stop" SHUT THE F**K UP BRENDA I'M TRYING
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2 ups, 1y
FRFR
2 ups, 1y,
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Interesting story
My Friday the 13th was also mid. The only thing that happened for me was just rain (without the thunder and lightning).
[deleted] M
2 ups, 1y,
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ew i hate rain without thunder and lightning
2 ups, 1y,
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That's what it made not so Friday the 13th.
[deleted] M
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fr
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I hope that dude gets a huge punishment.
Probably execution
[deleted] M
2 ups, 1y
he will

in society's own way
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[deleted] M
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ykw sammy

i dont actually care.
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he prob stopped reading the moment you mentioned a creepy guy cause he's in that weird ass 11 year old phase where you hate women for no reason and defend men even when they do shitty stuff
[deleted] M
1 up, 1y,
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no he stopped reading the moment i mentioned a creepy guy because he felt called out
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[deleted] M
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πŸ’€
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[deleted] M
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LMAOOOOO
1 up, 1y,
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Its Lead
[deleted] M
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i dont care

sammy ur actually such a rat and ur significance is as small as your age. i dont even know why i bother pressing "click to show" just to see your reply.
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/j
1 up, 1y,
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stfu
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Nah
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L
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Y
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