I am one with the staircase

i will gladly walk on myself to get to my apartment

Yes

The real staircase was the friends we made along the way.

Yes

*morphs into a low quality fake backround image of a staircase*

WTF?

FR

What

YOU ARE THE STAIRCASE

This memory cartidge turns you into a staircase!

AM I THE STAIRCASE NOW?

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I can hear Garet saying this at 3 am fr- man I love his comedy.... *smile*

be careful i am the staircase. only 200 pounds allowed you 1,000,000