Mr. Incredible becoming uncanny

WHEN YOU HAVE A DISEASE; I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL; BECAUSE I HAVE A HEADACHE; IT'S GETTING WORSE; I GOT A FEVER; AND PNEUMONIA; I GOT A BONE BROKEN; IT WAS MY MOST IMPORTANT BONE; AND MY SECOND MOST IMPORTANT BONE; I GOT CANCER; THE WORST TYPE