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Me: God dammit Blook. Where the phock are we?

*He doesn't respond, but there's an RV nearby*

Me: This better have gas left.

???: "Oh, hey... You're... someone I don't know."

Me: Dahecc are you?

???: "Brother isn't it obvious by how I look"

Me: I'm not related to you. Blook and I are not brothers. Even though he's like a brother to me. Second, don't fucggin tell me. Another fucggin Blook.

WasteBlook: "Yes"

Me: I swear, Blook is everywhere everytime when I get into something or some shit.

WBlook: "Just get in the RV, we need to get to safety before the trash monsters find us."

Me: Ok

Blook: "I packed some snacks but not much"

Me: Not much huh? What do you got? You got chips or something?

Riky: "ate it all"

Me: Bro you do realize that's my friend's lunch right?

Blook: "He's my friend too you know"

Me: So what. Are you gonna let him eat your food?

Blook: "He had no nutrients for 3 hours I had to"

Me: Welp. Good luck starving to death. It's good thing I got some food.
*Then I was about the my cheeseburger*

Blook: "Look I have a backup lunch"

Me: Oh really? What do you have?

*He opens it and it has a sandwich with chips*

Me: I'll take that one phrase back.

Blook: "Bro what"

Me: You know what I mean.
*Eats cheeseburger*

*WBlook starts driving towards the only functioning city in the Wastelands*

Me: Well look at that. Civilization, in the middle of a wasteland, or whatever wasteland we're at.

WBlook: "This place isn't just rocks and sand for miles and miles, you know."

Me: I know that. Some has snow and trees that is filled with some killer robots.

WBlook: "Nope. This place is too hot for snow and too sandy for trees."

Me: That's what I mea-
*Sigh*
Me: Whatever.

WBlook: "I'm honestly just gonna kick you out of my RV if you keep trying to argue. BOTH OF YOU."

Me: Well excuse me that the your og version got me into this mess. Where in the middle of nowhere filled with monsters that pollution has gone horribly wrong. Speaking of that, we haven't encountered them yet which is good.

*Then a few trash monsters appear*

Me: Ok nvm drive!

*He hands Blook a pistol with a few rounds*

Me: Quick, shoot'em

*Blook shoots*

Me to the trash monsters: That's for nature!

*He shoots the one that didn't die and closes the back exit*

Me: Well that wasn't to hard.

*Then a trash monster with a trashblaster chases the RV*

Me: Since when they learned how to use gun!

WBlook: "This specific one is more advanced"

Me: That means they're getting smarter, right?

WBlook: "No, he's a leader"

Me: Oh.

*It shoots a dirt ball at the RV*

Me: You got car insurance right?

WBlook: "Don't worry, it's just a stain."

Me: Well atleast it don't do much damage

*Blook shoots his pistol*

Me: I'm not sure if this'll take him down

???: "THE NAME'S [Noobert]. [Noobert L. Noobert]. I'M JUST [A Temporary Character] WHO NEEDS TO LEAVE. NICE MEETING [You, Kid]."

Me: Oooookay.

*WBlook comes back with the food*

Me: Ahh. Food is here.

Blook: "Why's my lunchbox moving?"
*He opens it and a person comes out*

Me: Uhhhh. How is there a person in there?

RikyCube: "i was seeking nutritious nutrients"

Me: Wait WBlook? What food you have in your lunchbox?

Blook: "No that was me, the regular one"

Me: What's the difference. But I'll be serious, what did you pack?

WBlook: "You do know I'm the one driving."

Me: I know that. I'm just saying.

WBlook: "Well, whaddaya want from BS then? Btw BS is Burger Stop."

Me: Hmm?

WBlook: "They have your usual burger joint items."

Me: I'll take a cheeseburger and a cherry pepsi.

WBlook: "Arright."

Me: I'll be waiting.

???: "WELL WELL WELL, A [[Gameshow Host]] HAS [Returned After]."

Me: Uuuuh who are you?

WBlook: "Yeah, there's also dangerous sandstorms here. That's why I have this army-grade gear."

Me Ok. When will we find shelter though?

WBlook: "I'm always on the move. Home is temporary. My RV is the only permanent home of mine."

Me: You live in an RV as your permanent home?

WBlook: "When your only other perma-home is a crummy cave that has lanterns which barely work, it's adequate."

Me: Ok then.

*He stops at the only working gas station to fill up the tank*

Me: Oh cool. A gas station of nowhere.

WBlook: "It's one of the only working ones. There's also a Burger Stop if you want anything from there."

Me: Well all of this driving is making me hungry.

*Blook wakes up and goes in the RV*

Me: Bro get up. We're going on a ride.

Blook: "Mmmhhhh"

Me: Come on, we don't have all day sleepy head.

*He goes in and closes the door*

Me: Let's go

*The RV begins driving*

Me: So, what exactly is a trash monster? Is that like, a monster made out of trash?

WBlook: "Yep. Those things're everywhere."

Me: Damn, pollution must've taken to far.